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@obturrent

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Seattle, WA Katılım Eylül 2020
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chris@obturrent·
retiring the halal cat photo 🫡
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@sen_ebooks because YA, scifi/fantasy, and smut readers are generally more generous and less critical in their ratings than those who read classics, whose status elevates them to higher criticism prolly
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NRG 森@sen_ebooks·
why is every single book i like a 3.5 on goodreads and every book i find to be absolutely pedestrian drivel a 4.8
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yeah I hate the thunder but calling shai a “praised cam thomas” is insanity
Pooper Flagg Fan@PooperFlaggMuse

@showtimeluka He’s getting mvp strictly off of best player on best team narrative. It’s cool for a season. But 2 seasons straight is bad. His impact is overrated imo. Again a praised cam Thomas imo

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Wake Up Barstool
Wake Up Barstool@wakeupbarstool·
“I don’t know how anyone could say his time in LA was a success” - @BarstoolBigCat on the Laker LeBron era
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this team is actually something else man im fuckin sick
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marcus smart is actually getting hunted wtf is this dude
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@TheHoopHerald @overtime hand checking and tuggin jerseys of dudes in his own camp im crying bro he goin to superhell
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Hoop Herald@TheHoopHerald·
Love when Pro’s go hard against the next generation to show them it’s not sweet There are LEVELS to this game Lu Dort putting the clamps on (Via @overtime 🎥)
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Roman Helmet Guy@romanhelmetguy·
You have to take this argument to its logical conclusion. There are ten quadrillion termites on Earth. There was a 99.99% chance that your parents would've given birth to a termite. You're very lucky that you -- literally, physically you -- weren't born a termite.
taoki@justalexoki

this is an argument i will never get. "it's deserved" i didn't do shit to get born here. it's not deserved. it's luck. and most people are unlucky as hell

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Bleacher Report@BleacherReport·
Lakers' Deandre Ayton shows off his brand new 'DominAyton' chain 😮‍💨🔥💎 (Via izzyjeweler, nycluxury/IG)
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@FBallAnalysisYT it's surprising too because if these last few years have proved anything is that so many factors go into qb success and you can never write a guy off with just a season
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Football Analysis@FBallAnalysisYT·
I just can’t understand why people are so definitively out on JJ McCarthy 10 starts into his career when there were signs of progress in the final 4 games of 2025 combined with his work ethic He hadn’t played football in 20 months outside of one preseason game and things were starting to click towards the end of the season He’s also only 23 years old I’m not out on JJ McCarthy. At all
cody ♱@codyy11_

I have a feeling we're gonna see a completely different version of JJ this year..

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@DualOrion @GenStilicho i think it’s a mixture of both, lame answer but yeah. napoleon and alexander are partly products of a time and partly they’re just that guy. plenty of people who were just that guy but the environment wasn’t right, and plenty of people in the right environment but not that guy
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DualOrion@DualOrion·
@GenStilicho Individuals who think great man theory of history is fully wrong have to contend with people like Napoleon, Lenin and Alexander the Great. Where it feels close to impossible to say history would have had the same outcomes without them
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Stilicho@GenStilicho·
I am usually one for long term trends and the balance of power etc, but I make an exception to acknowledge the historical impact of Napoleon being the most capable person to ever exist.
Zanzziio@zanzziioyayay

Yeah

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chris@obturrent·
@DyoudiM all hail emperor william XXIII of house avent, lord of the sollan empire and firstborn son of earth
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@killmesIime used to be Kobe era lakers fans, the game has changed
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dyson daniels floater@killmesIime·
Why is every Asian person that likes basketball a Warriors fan?
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Flork@FlorkOfCows·
ok come on what the fuck is this man
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BrickCenter@BrickCenter_·
Devin Vassell jumped BEFORE catching the ball 😳
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Ethel Braithwaite
Ethel Braithwaite@Ethelbrait1941·
Never stop saying "dozen" and "half dozen". Never stop using the word you read in an old novella. Never stop using your regional jargon. Don't succumb to an internationalized English stripped of its whimsy and romanticism in the name of streamlining global commerce.
Anon Opin.@anon_opin

I don't understand the point of using the term "dozen". It means 12, so just say 12? It's even worse when people say or type "half a dozen". Just say 6 or six.

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@Gardas111 the ability to weave thru traffic and that high off the glass bank was so underrated man
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Gardas@Gardas111·
11 years ago Steph won his first MVP
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Kyle Hamilton@kyledhamilton_·
It’s sad some people will leave this earth and not think Lebron is the greatest. Gotta be like living life in black and white.
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