Dan

@GBNT1952 @sunnyskydort If you’re ever on the gulf side let me know! Would love to have a beer

@sunnyskydort East coast side 🤙

It’s a rough life…

@travelingflying Just when I think I can’t love Japan anymore 🌸

Japanese politician says that Muslims shouldn’t be buried in Japan. ”Japan is a cremation country. Allocating land for Muslim burials is not appropriate. If they want burial, it should be done in their home countries at their own expense.”

@AverageSizeAndy Time to even up the playing field

The Talls must be stopped!!!

@meatydiogenes @EricTeetsel 🤣🤣🤣

@EricTeetsel Which one had short legs?

My daughter was assigned Zachary Taylor for her U.S. President report. She was bummed because “who knows anything about Zachary Taylor?!” I tried to explain that this is a good thing because now she’s one of the few who does. She’s unpersuaded. Nevertheless, here are 3 facts she taught me about Zachary Taylor:

@NativeTexan_17 Indefinitely if you’re good enough

How long can I camp in a national park before I get kicked out?

@moosebro45 @TheBuddyCSM

@obzerver011 @TheBuddyCSM One step ahead... x.com/i/status/20518…

I got some very upsetting news, followed by some great news, and as much as I would like to share, I cannot. But feel free to be happy too, as it would make you happy if you had all the deets. Here, look at this while you're being happy.

@Snakeeater36 Aww come onnnn

Lol this reminds me of a story…..that i will not be telling on twitter

@codym1917 Sorry couldn’t hear you. Too down to earth for that hate.

@obzerver011 Blocked and reported

Tiny Twitter rn

@airmainengineer Counting to 10 for hide and seek

Can you guess what they are doing?✈️

@RealTmDaddy @BoxerchickTX Seems like you’re in good hands but this Floridian wouldn’t mind taking a visit to the great state of Texas if someone needs sorting

@BoxerchickTX Ok, serious talk, DM some of us Texageddon peeps. We're close by & we're not gonna put up with any shenanigans

So, this took a turn for the worse. Turns out he was not moving stuff out, he was looking for something in his bags & was taking them back to the garage. He asked to stay until he gets paid 6/1 & since it was amicable I didn't want to kick him to the street and said ok, sleep on the couch. That lasted 3 days. Thursday he calls w an emergency - he left my dogs outside unattended (he knew not to do this) & they tore up the sprinkler system & water was shooting out everywhere. I was furious & had to leave work. He got mad that I was mad & yelled at me to f*ck off & he wasn't leaving until he had a place to go. I told him to pack his sh*t now and GTFO. After more yelling at me he packed and left, and guess where he moved....to the end of my street at an extended hotel 😠

@EODHappyCaptain “Right before they arrive” he says 14 hours after the call went out lol

Have them call EOD, and right before they arrive have an infantry private shoot the IED

Hiring this guy on the spot ngl

@price_dominie Anyone who says they’re a “God” I’m just going to assume they’re a lying POS till the beat my ass haha

I’m just gonna go ahead & do this.🤷‍♂️ Bona Fides complete. If some dude claims to be a GB & can’t do this if he graduated the Q after 2002, it’s suspect. Even guys who graduated before that generally purchased one out of pocket. These knives are not sold. There’s a new version issued now. There are some rare exceptions, but I’m currently not going to explain them. You’ve seen @wayofftheres and now you’ve seen mine. If some guy on the internet claims to have a green beenie & tells you he’s a “god”, ask to see his blade & a name. They are all logged in a big green ledger at Bragg. We all know where to call.

@UCorporationsA @Warrensworld22 @RightSideR3bel This is the gayest thing I’ve seen this week. Congrats

@Warrensworld22 @andrewmercado @RightSideR3bel Bitch, I was US Army Special Forces. I was literally a god with a green beret. It doesn't get any better.

I should not have lost my cool tonight no matter how tough it gets. I’m sleep deprived, managing PTSD, very little food/water because federal agents murdered one of my fellow Minnesotans. MAGA agitators are best dealt with by ignoring them. It’s difficult for me as a man to watch the same few agitators go from city to city hitting women and instigating fights. I apologize for losing my cool tonight and coming across as a different person.

@FancyFancyBear1 No

Acceptable ink

@adamalabama29 Don’t let perfection be the enemy of progress. Proud of you , 190 days is no joke!

Drinking energy drinks instead of alcohol. Not the greatest solution but works for me. Day 190 no alcohol.

@GooneyRacc Batman mask if you’re really cool 😏

Remember what you’re fighting for white boy or whatever they say Black square for cool guy points.