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@TheSteinLine If you come at me with Jaylen Brown or Cade Cunningham in the replies, I’m blocking and reporting.

@TheSteinLine Who is the MVP?

Just the 60 points for Luka Dončić on the second night of a back-to-back in Miami …

@TheSteinLine Luka 60, Wemby game winner. MVP race is actually tight this year.

@aterkel @Petereporter He didn’t say every single family, you absolute leftist hack. Are you proud of yourself? You’re an embarrassment.

EXCLUSIVE - Hegseth said today that “family after family” of the service members killed in the Iran war told him: “Finish this. Honor their sacrifice. Do not waver. Do not stop until the job is done.” But a father who met with Hegseth tells @Petereporter he never said that

@__pluto0 @SmittyOnMLB Points in paint were 36-30, and the two teams took the same amount of threes.

@occhipig @SmittyOnMLB siena wasn't even trying to do anything in the paint, how are you gonna get free throw opportunities when you live outside the three point line

Jon Scheyer: “GMac, he out coached me.”

@SmittyOnMLB That was 7 minutes into the game. He never did get called for his 2nd foul. Comical.

@SmittyOnMLB Did he credit the officials for the 21-6 free throw advantage, or that Cam Boozer took 8 more FTs than the entire Siena team? My favorite was when Boozer plowed over the defender on a clear charge but they called a block because they didn’t want to give him his 2nd foul.

@libsoftiktok Rough advertisement for Blink 182.

Meet Alexander Brekkestran and Silas Eells, who were arrested in North Dakota after their children were found living in a dangerous, near-uninhabitable household. The home allegedly had: -piles of trash -smash food in the carpets -no beds in the children's room -blankets and walls covered in feces -No running water They also reportedly had their children taken away at least once before. MONSTERS

@SmittyOnMLB No one should ever root for Duke. This is an affront to humanity.

As the NCAA tournament begins, I want to announce that I have Iowa State to win it all but I’m hoping Duke does because I want Maliq Brown to win a title. He’s the hardest working, smartest, most fun player in the country.

@Daily_MailUS @LisaMarieBoothe It’s hilarious that you led with the “N-word” and not her support for actual terrorism, as if that were the worse thing.

Woke wife of NYC's socialist mayor accused of using N-word and sharing yet more posts celebrating Palestinian terrorism trib.al/2iFpocg

@ChrisCotillo “Barnes, the former All-Star closer…” Technically correct. Technically.

Lou Merloni is set to call 120 Red Sox games on NESN year with Will Middlebrooks and Kevin Millar on the others. Middlebrooks is the primary WEEI radio analyst again with Merloni not expected to do much radio. All the details here: masslive.com/redsox/2026/03…

@NYCMayor He’s a criminal and your wife is a terrorist.

Today, an administrative immigration judge ordered the deportation of Rafael Rubio, a City Council employee. This is an affront to justice. A dedicated public servant with legal authorization to remain in the country, Rafael showed up for a routine immigration appointment and, despite following the rules, he was detained and has now been held for months. He should be immediately released.

@HistoryBoomer This is, was, and always will be the dumbest argument in favor of immigration. In addition to being based on fantasy not fact, it’s also wrong in theory, and has zero application the the real world after 10 million poorly vetted third worlders are allowed into your country.

For the statistically illiterate. A million people in a state with 50 murders every year, your murder rate is 50 per million. Add a million immigrants who do 1 murder a year, total murders goes up to 51, but that's among TWO million people. Your rate is 25.5 per million. The number of murders goes up, but each person in the city is actually safer. More murders does not automatically mean more danger. Population size matters. If we kidnapped the entire population of Japan and brought them to America, our number of murders would go up (Japanese people commit about 250 murders a year), but we'd become a much safer country (the Japanese murder RATE is far lower). Oilfield Rando's argument (more murders automatically means more danger) is bad math.

@ClayTravis Pathetic performance by the US offense.

Congrats to Venezuela. Phenomenal series of games. US hitting vanished.

@JeffPassan Whitlock squeezed. Passan suddenly no longer concerned about umpires missing big calls.

And Venezuela takes the lead right back. A leadoff walk from Garrett Whitlock, a Javier Sanoja stolen base and an Eugenio Suárez double into the left-center gap puts Venezuela ahead, 3-2, in the top of the ninth. No outs, either, so Venezuela can tack on more.

@boredcrazyRoxy @rcobooth My weight is not on my drivers license. And no one is breaking anyone’s knuckles with a hammer, you lunatic.

@occhipig @rcobooth fyi: if i look at your driver's license weight right now and it's the same weight you were when you were 16, i am legally allowed to break your knuckles with a framing hammer

lots of anti-trans people on X trying to tell me today that the immediate revocation of 1,700 people's drivers licenses, and proposals to ban the gender-related health care of adults does not amount to an "attack" on trans rights...yeah okay

@atrupar No one cares about legal Irish immigrants coming to America. Is this hard for you to understand?

wow -- Micheál Martin makes a case to Trump's face in favor of immigration

@redsteeze Because he’s a white male. He needs something that makes him a victim.

What's the explanation for Gavin Newsom leaning into the Joe Biden stutter playbook here? We all know it, he's running for president, but why suddenly go all in on this?

@RedSox I’d hoped he was getting on a flight back to Japan.

Masa's back in the Fort!