Worst Person Ever©

How can we get fat people to come to our seminar though? I know...

I haven't seen a rapist beat a tiger like that since the night I spent at Mike Tyson's house.

@pukingvagina @CountGripsnatch comer mi culo.

@swarthyvillain every fight that involved the rapper Stitches being beat up.

@Coolisiana acid

[Goodbye Horses plays] ME: [in front of mirror doing the Buffalo Bill routine] Would you fuck me? I... *starting to cry* I wouldn't fuck me.

@important_celeb @BurgerKing it was that guys final destination for real.

@important_celeb @BurgerKing I literally saw a guy get murdered at a Burger King in bellevue wa.

@NachoPicasso @Profgampo @Grievesmusic besides the spelling errors, this is accurate.

RT if you're not sure exactly why you haven't died yet

How come no one told me that after quitting heroin I'd start feeling feelings. This is awful. I don't want to be alive anymore.

Perfect from now on by built to spill is a great album. I will fistfight over this.

@Coolisiana I appreciate it.

@Coolisiana my life is shit but I'm about to get 90 days clean later this week. So I'm holding on.

this is in the actual lyrics to "one week" by the barenaked ladies, the 90s were a wild time

First picture of Liam REVEALED, courtesy of the good people at the Mail