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If I have your time,you'll fall in love with me.

@stuxcore Super dad.

ileya.

@2Darkhe_ @joi___ai @stillraphael__ @CrackedYoda @stevewurld1 Applied.

@joi___ai @odogwu_Bj @stillraphael__ @CrackedYoda @stevewurld1 Your time has ‘cum’

we’re hiring 10 Masturbation Consultants $2,000/month to test our new Daily Guided Masturbation feature and document the effects on stress, sleep and mood yes it’s real yes you get paid

@stuxcore Barca fan " Premier league winner"??

i miss having a woman/women in my life, mehn. the ones wey dey put body, i still dey run on to say i dey find solution to wetin dey do me. this life thing dey rigged.

I want to be the best I can ever be. I don’t hate failures now, they make me see my wrongs and how to make them right and so I can never fail again.

Your feelings aren’t a choice but your behavior & thoughts have a choice .

I’m either extremely productive or staring at the wall questioning everything... 😫😫

@stuxcore You no actually know wetin God do for you.

i love a yapper, but omo, she dey yapp! eighty percent of the call time na mostly me saying “really!?” “Oh fr!?” i do like that she’s comfortable ranting to me about things, though🤣

Random.

@Dezzy_buchi Done

Edited someones game and added 1 basketball to it. Guess wetin cut am😭 @__theunluckyone

i do not regret a single class i missed in uni.

na me go kill my spark, na me go still restore am

If I’m having a tough conversation with you, it’s because I want you in my life and want you to tighten up so I can keep you in it. I’m not attacking you

@EbubeO42 Unizik wey be federal no de see light pass 1hr😂

Nepa no dey bring light for ESUT Agbani reach 2 hours and this na state university o.

when you meet someone you really like, there's this urge to buy things for them that i can't explain

God just dey put me on🎉

10,000 amazing humans of unboxed fc rounding up the year in one space Thank you Awka ! Thank you South East !! Thank you Nigeria !!! Thank you Africa !!!! 2025 ready 🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁 Refreshed by dubic malt #unboxedparty

The boy wey I collect him babe last year don go bag my spec again 😂

@JOnyedire 😂😂😂 "talking stage" please

@odogwu_Bj You will cry 🫵😂

if you have a strong faith of buying your first car this year, retweet. 🔃

i'm not a womanizer, i will snub you and your big nyash.