ofelia 🐻

it is so offensive to even think I’d like these topics

life is so hard being the hottest person on this recreational kickball team.

call me ready to golf the way i’m off putting

it’s so awesome how every day the moment i log into my job my phone starts having an inexplicable aura and allure to it… scroll me… scroll me…

this is how it feels every time i go into a restaurant and have to scan a qr code to see the menu

the president lowkey pioneered working from home if you really think about it

damn they’re really going in on him

there will never be another one like him

LIBERALS don’t say “trick or treat” they say TRIGGERTREAT🎃

wow ok i turns out i actually met Mr “dream” Clay at the Chicago airport in 2017 when he tried to steal my suitcase & claim it as his. i’d remember that face anywhere, especially when he elbowed me, said “it’s a free for all at the luggage carousel, ugly” and stomped on my toes

r.i.p to queen elizabeth🫅 you will be sorely missed 🤤

what if that rick roll was what pushed me over the edge.

@Krinios you censoring this image made me much more excited to see it than what it actually was worth .

about to go lie for fun .

i love gay people, i have nothing against gay people.

fuck a sigma mindset i’m on the ligma grindset 💯

filled my bong with some chicken noodle call that shit souper bowl 🙌🙌

yeah you tweet well... for a girl!

@B_RE_Ak being too happy and positive for this world 😆

@ofeliabear What would you be on death row for

if i was on death row i’d want my last meal to be chicken nuggets and a choccy milkshake ^—^

@prezoh ur on the mf via rail giving ME attitude 🙄🙄 focus on not farting and stinking up the train gay boy!

@ofeliabear i’m taking a train back -___- jesus ofelia on my dick all the time.

on a little gay train ask me questions to keep me company ROFLLL if bad i’ll block