Offer Kuban🇨🇦

Lovely to see everyone introducing themselves here in the #writingcommunity! Hi, I’m Offer, a 🇨🇦 SFF ✍️ working on a novel or two. Dabbling in Crime/Noir. Day job in healthcare. Podcast host/producer in support of this remarkable group. Cheers! 📚🎉🎙🥰

@cterlson Safe travels home, my friend!

Saturday at the airport, think I’ll get Subway for 30 bucks.

@MorganShamy Happy Birthday, Morgan! And congrats!

It’s my birthday!! (I love birthdays! 🎉) This year my DREAM BOOK will be released…the book that means more to me than any other book I’ve written combined & then some. This is cheesy but—if you have a dream, fight for it no matter how long it takes. Miracles happen!! 🩰📚👻🔥

A good traveller knows when and where the 2 x 1 margaritas are. Next week I’ll detox a bit.

@cterlson You're much too kind. Thank you!

@OfferKuban You handsome lug. I’d peg you at barely 50

Turning 63 next week. How the fuck did that happen?

@Elena__Carter__ Happy birthday, my friend! Cheers to the one that was and all the best for the new journey around the sun. 🥳🥰🌞😎

Starting chapter 47 🎈 Excited for this one and grateful for all the ones before and the ones yet to come 🥰 It’s been a wild journey so far… having fun 😆 Also, I’ve always believed that April 15th is a super cool date for a birthday 😁🎂

@MEProctor3 @CowboyJamboree @RussellThayer10 Congratulations to you, Martine, Russell, and CJ!! 🥳🥳🥳🥰

@CowboyJamboree @RussellThayer10 We’re out!

May 1952. Mobsters, molls, and muscle are meeting in Kansas City to carve out territory, make deals, assert influence... KANSAS CITY BREAKDOWN by @RussellThayer10 & @MEProctor3 is here. Out now from CJ Press: cowboyjamboreemagazine.com/kansas-city-br…

@cterlson Looked it up. A "sweet banana bun"? Lies! I need a taste test to be sure. Lol. Looks kind of like croissant-on-steroids, but in the most amazing way!

@OfferKuban Hahahaha. I thought the same. It’s a fresh bollito

Switching my breakfast up slightly.

@cterlson @heyThomasTrang Thank goodness he won't though, right? When friends help other friends find good books to read. That's 💝 a gift.

Ok, ok @heyThomasTrang it’s good. Really good. Now shut up.

@RedPencilScript Thanks! The weather was okay, but weekend was wonderful for other reasons. 😊🥰

@OfferKuban Oh good. Hope the weather was nice to you.

So, apparently it’s been this guy’s birthday all day so far! How’d that happen? Time is weird; it’s a dog’s breakfast, I hear… 😉🎂🎉😎

@cterlson Isn't everything better close to the ocean? Silly question, my captain.

Are margaritas better close to the ocean? That’s a yes. When the guacamole is flowing and the herons are swooping in.

@RedPencilScript Thanks so much, my friend! It was a wonderful birthday weekend.

@OfferKuban And Twitter hid it from me. Happiest belated birthday!

@TCWestminster Aw, thanks so much, Tori!

@OfferKuban Happy Birthday Offer! All the best wishes for this trip around the sun!

@eddawriter Oh, yum, cake! Thanks so much, Ed. And, yes, it was a really wonderful bday weekend. My heart is full.

@OfferKuban Happy Birthday!! I hope it was a good one!!

@RussellThayer10 Thanks very kindly, Russell!

@OfferKuban Let me be the first to wish you a Happy Birthday!

@kgrose2 @timmckay52 Thank you, Karen!

@OfferKuban @timmckay52 Happy bday Offer!

@cterlson Am I remembering correctly, that those pelicans are famous from one of the early Luke novels?

Dive captain dive!

@KennethMGRAY2 @cterlson The first snip is the deepest?

@cterlson Saved for future transplant.

Yeah. I did get my haircut. Not sure why I had to get undressed to do it. Wait… is it Thursday?

@cterlson A rather George Costanza move? 😉