Mike

@ellymelly “Hormuz closed = more money for America” don’t give Trump ideas…

Secure fuel deal with US. It'll cost more but that's fine. Cut fuel excise immediately to compensate. Set prices back to normal for duration of supply crisis to stabilise economy. Make up for lost tax revenue by immediately cancelling or postponing ALL foreign-based crap green energy projects and foreign aid. Australians FIRST. This shit is not hard to solve, Albanese.

@Incrediblehug @chrisluxonmp I also worked as a support worker for 7 years and seem to recall Labour refusing all negotiations around pay equity in 2022?

How ironic that as a Care Worker that has to work 100 hours+ per fortnight to survive (after National stole $20,000p.a. Pay equity from me), I’ll be paying for 8 families fuel credits. Don’t thank @chrisluxonmp for your fuel, thank 65,000 Care workers who had $2 billion stolen

@secondzeit The media catastrophizing once again which only makes the situation worse

1 News is doing a complicated six-reporter live cross relay from gas stations around NZ. End times news.

@NotagainForest @SebOnFootball Due to return in April

@SebOnFootball He got injured. Ange played him for 20min against Chelsea with said injury and subsequently got worse and out for the season. At 34, recovery is a little slower.

Genuinely, what happened to Chris Wood? Did he just disappear?

@SebOnFootball Injured. Had surgery in December. Due to return next month

@TedRall He’s a German living in New Zealand

You can't go back in time. Apologies accepted.

@elonmusk @gork @gork are you grok’s disabled brother?

Send @gork posts to your friends 😂

Aguero to Auckland City here we go @FabrizioRomano

Fucking spurs fans man hahaha

Bruh

@owheeen Grok’s in my dm’s

Aired by Grok 😭😭😭

Hey @grok thoughts on this????

@owheeen @elonmusk Elon doesn’t acknowledge tweets from people with less than 100 followers!! 😵😵

Also @officialMikeyH I know it’s been a while since you’ve tweeted but we don’t use hashtags anymore, right @elonmusk ? 😁👍

@Jordie_bbb @elonmusk I sold dogecoin years ago fool!! 😂🫵

Hey @elonmusk! Just reminding you this guy holds #dogecoin 😉😉

The bald tax is too real man I mean look at bruv below, Barcelona are preparing a bid for £100m+ easy smfh #mbeumo #baldtax #ManchesterUnited #ManUtd

@elonmusk Hey man, just letting you know I’m available

I will resign as CEO as soon as I find someone foolish enough to take the job! After that, I will just run the software & servers teams.

Should I step down as head of Twitter? I will abide by the results of this poll.

day 132 of asking @elonmusk for a Tesla and reminding him that I'm holding dogecoin

day 131 of asking @elonmusk for a Tesla and reminding him that I'm holding dogecoin

day 130 of asking @elonmusk for a Tesla and reminding him that I'm holding dogecoin

day 129 of asking @elonmusk for a Tesla and reminding him that I'm holding dogecoin