
THE FIRST SAPA BANDER
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THE FIRST SAPA BANDER
@official_Jamike
@abeg #Howellsy MAN UTD fan ONYE DOT IGBO BLOOD




Know who you marry cos nothing can separate me and my wife, it’s till De@th do us part.



Any man that brings you a prenup before marriage will show you shege in that marriage, he will act nonchalantly because he knows you will go with nothing if you dare file for a divorce, I pity some of you. Prenup is the end of the beginning. End.



Hot take:

Man U fans relentlessly sought to diminish Arsenal’s scoring from set pieces / crosses this season. Now they think Bruno is POTS for it? Just 4 npg & 3 assists from through-balls. The other 16 are from set pieces / spammed balls into the box. Insane levels of hypocrisy.

The next woman or women that guy will meet will unfortunately not get the best version of him.




Uyo is so empty, Where did everyone go?



Breaking: Tony Elumelu went for HiV test for all his children only to find out that his first daughter has been disvirgined and she has Hiv 💔 Reliable source disclosed that the billionaire was shocked, he couldn't believe it.

I noticed that people from Akwa ibom never wants to stay in Akwa ibom and they don’t like going back home, they barely travel in December.



📊Most chances created from open-play by month in the Premier League this season: ◉ Aug: Bruno Fernandes (8) ◉ Sep: Jack Grealish (12) ◉ Oct: Kayode/Schade (8) ◉ Nov: Jeremy Doku (14) ◉ Dec: Martin Odegaard (20) ◉ Jan: Fernandes/Wirtz/Kerkez (11) ◉ Feb: Morgan Gibbs-White (14) ◉ Mar: Bruno Fernandes (19) ◉ Apr: Rayan Cherki (10)









