Ja Rule

Where should we have the next Fyre Festival?

“Slopping down some pig shit with these fat fucks and I’m the fattest of them all. If I died tomorrow no one would shed a tear. Load my frickin lard carcass into the mud. No coffin please! Just wet wet mud. Bae”

May the tears I cried in 2022 lube the cheeks I clap in 2023

@dril @terletmar

killed my dick with too much febrease spray

Shout-out to my grandpa because that's the only way he can hear

Bro just wear a diaper it stops you from horny #RealTalk

You’re blowing up her DMs. I’m blowing up her bathroom. We are not the same

Girl are you fucking retarded? Cause you're very special to me

I been out of a job for a minute so I'm trying to get that sperm donation money. I take 5 pills a day and now I cum a half gallon per load $$$ clean up is a bitch but how else am I supposed to afford Marb Reds

Do y'all masturbate with your dominant or non-dominant hand?

Sorry I'm 3 days late, I was smoking an American Spirit

Diet menthol penis emoji

restaurants should bring back smoking sections but for jacking off, and if you don't like that idea yiou can just sit in the normal sections

inner dipaer absorbing the brunt of it, mid-diaper locking down any and all "Stragglers", outer diaper "The courtesy diaper" for the fans...

sorry. i can't come to work today because my fat little penis got blown off by a stick of TNT , in the war we just lost because of me .

wife is no longer permitting me to jack off in the car during her book club meetings. where am i supposed to jack off then? fucking EGYPT???

Finna spark one up for my boy Kobe #24 #8 #KobeRIP #KobeBraynt #nba #RIPMamba

Girl I wanna stick my tongue so far up your ass that I can taste the shit you've been going through

Still here. Still ripping heaters. Still packing a log. It be like that.

Went durry picking with that tasty snatch Leslie Jones. Gotta snag em off the tree before they're ripe & the tops pop off. Boi you know we finna have a slit slam after #durrypickingseason #SpiderMan #Halloween #Inktober #SpookySzn #haunted #October #MLB

Went to Botswana with the homie Chuck Manson to help the youth. We been giving them candy flavored cigs to wean them off those horrible Chinese Juuls that you see in the news. Now they can smoke up without fear of lung disease #givingback #NFL #DemDebate #NBA