StoolBlaster5000

29 posts

StoolBlaster5000

StoolBlaster5000

@terletmar

Name jeff

Katılım Şubat 2019
92 Takip Edilen12 Takipçiler
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Scott Adams
Scott Adams@ScottAdamsSays·
Two things we all know for sure in 2020: 1. The ONLY sensible way to make decisions is by looking at the data and listening to the experts. and... 2. All the data is shit and the experts are liars.
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Ja Rule
Ja Rule@official_rule·
You’re blowing up her DMs. I’m blowing up her bathroom. We are not the same
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eric curtin
eric curtin@dubstep4dads·
attempting to solve my problems -probably have to see a therapist -requires actual thought -difficult saying "we live in a society" whenever something goes wrong -simple -makes you sound cool and woke -its true. we do live in a society
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StoolBlaster5000
StoolBlaster5000@terletmar·
Just wanna hear one of those courtroom cops say "alright we're gonna kick up a fat recess so everyone can shit"
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StoolBlaster5000
StoolBlaster5000@terletmar·
*in Marge Simpson's voice* I'm gonna shit on the toilet
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Ja Rule
Ja Rule@official_rule·
Can we get a BimBim chain going? #BimBim
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cake 🍄
cake 🍄@cake_hoarder·
fucxkkkkkk bro
cake 🍄 tweet media
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Ja Rule
Ja Rule@official_rule·
Where should we have the next Fyre Festival?
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