StoolBlaster5000

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Two things we all know for sure in 2020: 1. The ONLY sensible way to make decisions is by looking at the data and listening to the experts. and... 2. All the data is shit and the experts are liars.

@official_rule 😻😻😻

You’re blowing up her DMs. I’m blowing up her bathroom. We are not the same

kids finna have the longest summer break ever

@LilNasX F

we are under attack! drop f’s rn!

Hot spicy beef pudding

@dubstep4dads It really do be like that

attempting to solve my problems -probably have to see a therapist -requires actual thought -difficult saying "we live in a society" whenever something goes wrong -simple -makes you sound cool and woke -its true. we do live in a society

@MassGovernor @MassDPH I've taken dumps smarter than this state's administration. SAD! #VapeBan #uninformed #OpioidCrisis #💩

Learn more about this public health emergency through @MassDPH at mass.gov/vapingemergency twitter.com/massdph/status…

Just wanna hear one of those courtroom cops say "alright we're gonna kick up a fat recess so everyone can shit"

@ClickHole @official_rule !!!

Get Excited, Children! It Is Cigarettes! clckhl.co/8XNUGgx

Sir Jeffington Beef Sauce

*in Marge Simpson's voice* I'm gonna shit on the toilet

@official_rule Bim bim

Can we get a BimBim chain going? #BimBim

@Tw1tter_Owens In the 🅱️owl son

@official_rule @DrMansoor01 Bim Bim

@DrMansoor01 Bim Bim

Damn @official_rule mcd's be boolin'

@Tw1tter_Owens #Iremember

@ab_sync @abtazi64 🚬

fucxkkkkkk bro

@official_rule Option 5: in my ass hole

Where should we have the next Fyre Festival?