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they’re inventing new sentences every day

I couldn’t melt them. It would bring me to tears

Ivy Wolk IG stories have more narrative weight and entertainment value than anything produced by Netflix in the past 10 years

Dylann Roof wrote that “only the most beautiful people should be allowed to act” and that “a beautiful person can make a mediocre film wonderful” directly before saying Tom Cruise is one of the best to ever live. he’s in love with Tom Cruise

excited to announce there’s another Netflix price hike so I’m quitting my job and offering a paid service where I come over and set up a Plex server for you and give you 600 curated movies

adl + mel on sale 💜 supports announced

I’m sick and tired of wanking on eggshells around you

can’t get over this person thinking Blizzy McGuire doing one music video and one modelling job will somehow pay the bills forevermore…lmfao

guy who logs this on StoryGraph as dark, reflective and challenging with unlikeable characters

in the club looking like I’m in deep contemplation but I’m just wondering if they have a walking stick because they’re a ketamine fiend or because they’re disabled

I only suck dick if given the contextual space to make a critique of it

only interested in non-monogamy in a nonchalant french way or a freak bisexual gregg araki way not in a cringe millennial way

BREAKING: Another autism diagnosis has hit the manosphere

Clavicular had to stop his “mog world order subathon” halfway through due to his arrest. you’re hearing this combination of words more and more

the astronomical PS5 price increase is signalling a potential Mad Max style apocalyptic event for gamers. bandits with face paint and semiconductor earrings, graphics card necklaces, etc

literally took a break from it for 4 months and now I have whatever the opposite of twink death is with zero effort. twink rebirth?

hunger strike and tying myself to a pole until Benson Boone trims his moustache

gay guys will be 47 talking about delayed adolescence, found family and their inner child or some shit

so sad…they should be at a Magic the Gathering tournament where they belong 😖

(in the crowd giving Diplo strength during his set) come on Diplo... You got this