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In Spain do they call a sugar daddy a "tapa papa?" Just one of the questions that keep me awake at night

reading, buying books, and bookbinding are entirely separate hobbies

@shutupalicia i'm fascinated by how they got this picture without a camera in sight

there should be a "take your friend to work day" so we can actually see what our friends do all day and meet the characters from all their work stories

A released Palestinian prisoner says in Arabic that Israel held them in the cold w/o electricity, "sprayed us w/ pepper spray" & "left us to die." She never mentioned Hamas or a word like it. Yet @BBC translated to: "No one helped us. Only Hamas cared...We love them very much."

Texting a friend who's bad at responding is like having a pen pal - sending a long message and hoping a reply comes in the next couple weeks.

@sazzafrazzle love being a Key Indicator number <3

the weirdest part of talking to missionaries is knowing they’re going home and writing it down lmao

People insist on comparing other cities to NY. It’s a fool’s errand, especially around Halloween.

@shutupalicia Question 2. A coworker on your team is part of a marginalized group you haven't educated yourself about. Should you: A) Ask them deeply invasive questions B) Have them confirm or deny your stereotypes C) Tell them you're an ally ✊

@RosemaryCard is it bad I thought this email was short for "taylor swift lover @ kuer. org" and was like wow bold move for your work email

If this applies to you pls email tslover@kuer.org

@KremPuff uniquely connecticut experience

HUGE day for the petty girl community 🫶🏽

@KremPuff Can confirm she is doing alright - no longer Mormon OR a fan (Those updates are unrelated to each other lol)

@shutupalicia I am also afflicted

@teiano_ I thought the same. Like sooooo much good content for a sequel or series but no, same movie but ….again

I now want this movie to be a box office hit for Maia and Maia alone.

Which of these books did you have as a kid and how much did it directly impact how weird you were then (and still are now if we are being truthful)

@jennieology I unfortunately went to prep school in connecticut so if you want boss-level preppy: Vineyard vines, Ralph Lauren, Lacoste, Tory Burch, L.L. Bean, Sperry

@allitude My husband's family got this one bc he's apparently descended from the colonizer who married Pocahontas' daughter Ka-Okee we have no real records of...? and it has sparked a LOT of feelings about colonialism

@contriri_miri Was this a subtweet about me

you might be a super cool person, but if you have a startlingly loud voice we can’t actually be friends. sorry. it’s in the Miriam user manual