The king maker 👑👑👑👑

@twitgameboy ....

I need a nonchalant reply to .. i love you 😂😂😂😂

@MrPrewsh Ndó

When I fully get better, I'll first of all drop work that I can drop. Will never do more than 2gigs at once. Apparently my body can't seem to take it again 🥲😪

@_rkunayo It's best to add your location and qualifications so that opportunities can locate you

Unemployment na one crazy experience. Once I comot, I pray I never return. 🙏🏽 Accounting graduate. ICAN student. Experience in reconciliation, financial operations, and financial reporting. Still applying. One opportunity is all I need

@MrOlibaba Yes. There are companies that do that

@offordiebere When you are not out of job?

I just received my pension contribution for June and I'm here thinking. Pension contributions should not be completely locked out until retirement. If someone has built up millions of naira in a pension account, there should be a provision that allows contributors to withdraw or use a part of their pension for major investments such as buying a house, purchasing land, or even acquiring a car. Even if means making the purchase directly with the company. More like a B2B partnership to serve contributors. While retirement savings should be protected, there should also be enough flexibility to meet important financial needs before retirement. It is who is alive that will enjoy dividends of retirement fund.

@iamkadirii That's how I bombed a ship before it sailed. It was during recapitalisation and this man refused to open account or buy shares. I was even begging him to at least buy 10k worth but he refused. Abeg shift let me find people to support me

If any of my friends comes to visit me or i visit them the first thing i do is to firstly quickly open an account for them. You cant be my friend and not support me. Anything starts by first onboarding that customer, banks should ensure there is a seamless straightforward process to that effect. If not for KYC issues my mutuals also should be supporting my ministry.

If you were a bank teller, you wouldn't even be able to laugh. Especially when you are trying to balance

@Ihunanya_chi The crucifixion

As a Christian, if you could witness one event in the Bible, which would you choose?

@ScottRoberts Pst Kumuyi, Evang Vin chukwukelu Bro Gbile akanni

Who is one preacher, pastor, theologian, or Christian author who has helped you love Christ more? I'm always interested in hearing who has shaped people's walk with the Lord.

@Hadhanr Lol It's raining as I'm typing this Funny thing,people are casually walking under the rain

I raise you Warri In Warri you don’t even wait for rain to stop, you find the right one to enter.. It rains every single day

I'm the team lead of my unit

@jovial_core Lol

@offordiebere They said we should put off our phones 😭..I said let me quickly take this one ( constraining position) before we start...this was how it came out. Now, I did not snap again... 🤣...or wait...

@baba_Omoloro Lol

Send the mail with your full chest.

@iamkadirii You have not taken him under the sun and he's tired. Lol

Our new hire 4hrs in today’s Training he stood up and stretched his hands that he’s tired. Two of my colleagues burst into laughter. Should we tell him or wait first?

@iamkadirii A marketer dying on MPR week is wild. Funny thing, MPR would still hold and management would not forgive them because they lost a staff

I was on phone with my friend last night and he was complaining about the pressures he’s facing in marketing unit. He told me he just lost a colleague of resent, the guy went to the toilet and forgot himself there. No security checked up and the branch was closed, the next morning they found him dead. Only God knows what he was thinking about that made him forget himself. The family is not taking it likely, the bank might get sued for this. I wish every sales persons out there to always ensure to look out for themselves, rest when you can, surround yourself with people care about how you feel. The pressures is no joke!!!! I myself am not free, i come here to dish out my thoughts and laugh it out—it’s therapeutic for me.

@MrPrewsh @hannytalker Apply again No gree for them

@offordiebere @hannytalker The last time I applied and interviewed with them they didn't call me back 🥴

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@MrPrewsh Lol

@offordiebere Fair enough

I came back to my house on Sunday and it was flooded. I live on the first floor, all the streets in my area are tarred and I've never seen flooding since I started living here. How did the water enter my room? 🤔