Dale Nil

A journey of 500 miles begins with "when I wake up"

Just realized that Winnie the Pooh is reverse Lassie. They call Timmy every time they fall in the well.

Bedtime is mad lib. Tonight, "gas", "a polar bear", and "my kitty cat" kept him up.

Swipe away 👻👻👻 in this #Halloween #GoogleDoodle Score: 31630 g.co/doodle/kj6aru

@steam_games Restore system partition didn't work this time either (what a surprise). Guess I get to dig around for a 4gb usb stick

@steam_games I really like you and have almost 1800 games on my account, but this is the second time an update has bricked my box. Not cool

"Would Goodwill even take that?" "They can't not, especially if they don't see it." Humanitarian of the Year, 2016.

Steakback Outhouse would be a terrible name for a restaurant

@lahosken Curious how you like Go

@lessachu hold that fish closer to the camera so it looks bigger!

Spent the last two evenings unbricking my Steam console. So much less tolerance for this shit than in college.

@humble I tried all of the games in the Bundle and posted the results! youtube.com/watch?v=PLZ1tb…

@RedThreadGames I know what I'll be doing this weekend.

Trying to vote, finding it oddly infuriating that Ro Khanna can't decide if he wants us working in the STEM fields or the STEAM fields.

And with everywhere I'm finding pen marks, I fully expect to read green Green Eggs and Ham soon

On children's book names: often we read Again again, and today we got to play where's Where's Spot

How I imagine this went: "OK team, let's brainstorm how we can sell an existing product at higher markup."

Bonus points if this is covered by an episode of CSI or NCIS

Is fingerprint detection on Android bad or can criminals foil the police by obsessive finger biting?

@ubragg Actually, it'd be pretty fun to have a competition for highest in regular rundle, but lowest in private rundle.