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@alifarhat79 This is called Trump Shuffle.

What do you call this pattern?

@AlexForbesOps If you go, stop counting your money the minute your plane lands at Orlando airport. Just like Kenny Rogers song.

Parents who have taken their kids to Disney World. Is it as dreadful as it looks? And how much did you spend?

@derinbirneffess Hee yaw. Ben de o yüzden çalışmıyorum. Ev araba yok, çoluk çocuk halamda kalıyoz.

9-5 işleri, rahatlık parasıdır. Ayrılmayı zorlaştıracak kadar para kazandırırlar. Sonra ev alırsınız, araba alırsınız, çocuk sahibi olursunuz. O zaman da işi bırakmak çok riskli hale gelir. Bir bakmışsınız, gözünüzü kırpmışsınız ve 60 yaşındasınız.

@CaseyMericle Of course, the proforma magic show it…. Why not? Don’t you trust the numbers?

Underwriting IQ Test Would you buy this?

@theficouple Net? Yes.

6 levels of income: Poor: Under $1,500/mo Stable: $5,000/mo Middle class: $8,000/mo Upper-middle: $12,000/mo Very comfortable: $20,000/mo Wealthy: $40,000/mo ...Do you agree!?

@AntiWokeMemes Duh!!! Elon…

You only get one choice. Which of these three men would you like to meet? A. Elon Musk B. Jeff Bezoz C. Mark Zuckerberg

Schwab, still no announcements and still sucking air…. how do you feel being the butt of all jokes today?? About to move my accounts out…. to your competitor. @SchwabNetwork @SchwabResearch @CharlesSchwab

Schwab, you are terrible. You should let your customers know of outage. And when it will be resolved. About to move my accounts out…. to your competitor. @SchwabNetwork @SchwabResearch @CharlesSchwab

@theficouple In trouble. Their monthly net income is $10K. Real estate taxes, insurance and maintenance will chew up another $1700. Leaving them with $4K. Barely enough for food, utilities and car costs. Nothing left to save. If they have to use daycare, forget it. They are underwater.

When your friend says they finally bought their "dream home". The payment is $4,300/mo & they make $155,000/yr. They’re also pregnant with twins & unsure of how much full time day care will cost...

@AntiWokeMemes @VladTheInflator Sicko !!!! That is why Europe is crumbling…

Go f*ck yourself

@BRICSinfo Not believable!!! That is simply $1 per barrel. Easy peasy. Pay up!

JUST IN: 🇮🇷 Iran is moving forward with charging up to $2,000,000 per tanker to pass through Strait of Hormuz, CNN reports.

@AntiWokeMemes Entitled libtard.

Caption this photo using 2 words

@starks2765 Agree. Couldn’t watch her past 5 sec.

@offshoreboss Seems like a blessing to me lol

I hope for his sake he never moves back in, he deserves better

@starks2765 Heh. Yeah nothing. Woman he wasted his career over does not want him back??

@offshoreboss Yea but what that’s gotta do with anything

@cesurmuhalif @__pearII Hakkaten yaw.

Bir kadın, "bu söylediklerimi sadece adam olanlar anlayacak" diyerek İlk buluşmada hesabı kadınlara ödeten erkeklere sitem etti.

@AntiWokeMemes Yes today.

Should Derek Chauvin be PARDONED for the deåth of George Floyd?

@CaseyMericle Shut down water supply. Shut down electricity. Shut down gas. Drain the rest. Call a plumber.

My water heater is leakin’ from the bottom What should I do next?

@BoringBiz_ @VietVantage Nah…. Not true.

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