Ofure Ugiagbe

@sainsburys Still waiting for Head Office details….

@ofure_ux Hi there Ofure, I'm sorry you had difficulty making payment. Please contact the originator of the letter for help with this. Thanks, BrianH

@sainsburys trying to speak to someone at HQ or somewhere but your phone lines are impossible. Your payment system was down in a store meaning I couldn’t pay for the fuel, I paid the sum (with great difficulty) at another store within 7 days but I’ve now received a debt letter?

@sainsburys Basic comprehension alludes you then. The payment was made within the 7 day stipulation. Your head office have passed the matter over to someone else. I want to speak to head office

4 year old: “Can I have spaghetti and meatballs for dinner but do NOT put onions in mine”. Me:

@pughjonathan Whew. I wouldn’t put myself through Guinness with alcohol, let alone without 🤣 Will try the tanqueray! I shove a load of fruit and elderflower in it anyway - it’s just so I don’t feel like I’m missing out!

@ofure_ux Well done on abstaining. Personally thought that Seedlip was vile. Tesco’s sells tanqueray zero, not tried it though. Zero Guinness is very accurate if you’ve not tried that 👍

Dry Jan ✅ Dry Feb ✅ Dry March (birthday and NYC) ✅ The sunshine and beer garden combo is starting to test my resilience - anyone have any non alcoholic gin recommendations? 🍸

Dry Jan ✅ Dry Feb ✅ Dry March ⏳ - it’s my birthday on Monday so we’ll see 👀

@ATGTICKETS hey! I want to buy my mother in law tickets to a show next week for Mother’s Day using my NHS discount. I won’t be attending with her - can they still use the tickets without me present?

Dry Jan ✅ Dry 2025 ⏳

@lisasarahu74 🫶🏾

Divorce ✅ School inspection ✅ only 2 weeks left until half term ✅ Friday ✅ Fish fingers for lunch ✅ Start of the 6 Nations ✅ 😎

@HMRCcustomers Thanks Sofia

@ofure_ux Hi, I'm sorry to hear this. You can make a complaint here: gov.uk/complain-about…. Thanks, Sofia.

@HMRCcustomers after waiting for an hour on hold to speak with you, your customer service advisor was rude and unhelpful. How do I complain?

@jet2tweets hello! Where we’ve booked a holiday, but can now see the same holiday cheaper on your site, is there a way we can cancel /get the difference recompensed?

I went to the gym on Sunday for the first time since my surgery in August and I still can’t lift my arms above my shoulders, lord have mercy please 🙏🏾

I’m having my first ever swimming lesson tonight 🏊🏿‍♀️ so hopefully the next time Steve capsizes our kayak in a river I can swim myself to safety 🙃

Here is our next episode, as Jacob as joined by star guest co-host @ofure_ux to chat about: - Big Game Attendance Records - The current gap between Tigers and the likes of Quins - Magic Meg's bet - Vegan Haggis?? All that and more! open.spotify.com/episode/245Wd9…

Starting every email with “Happy New Year 🎉 I hope you had a restful holiday period” for the last two days has killed me and I can’t take it any more. Where is my sugar daddy.

@SportsDirect_CS hello! I’m trying to generate a return online for part of an order I placed yesterday - but I just keep getting the error message “order/email/phone not found”. Details are all correct - can you help please?

I spent my first 20 mins on the train standing, until an absolute hero of a member of staff has just appeared and moved me to a different area (which was still absolutely filthy) so he just cleaned it himself. (His name is Matthew btw) He was fab, but I’m totally unimpressed

@LNER I appreciate this is the most first world problem, but I’ve got a 1st class ticket & expect chair and table to be clean (in whatever class tbf). We’re at the 1st departure station so there’s no excuse for how minging it is.