habibi guava-siracha

Smoke a joint invent a shape jerk off to it spin a record brush your teeth go to sleep

If you are a quiet, even tempered, single, monogamy-inclined, independently wealthy music engineer named Diego over the age of 38 who is gay, stocky with a large butt, a low to voraciously high sex drive, fluency in spanish and italian, and looking to marry a bald drag queen named Katya i have found a suitable engagement ring if you would like to propose marriage. Deal breakers include: we cannot live in the same house, religious okay but no astrology, no hard drugs, no “fun drunks”. I am able to bring many wonderful things to the table (all subject to change without notice) and I will be ready to seriously date in approximately 18 months. My red flags include low to no relationship experience, unpredictable mood swings, substance abuse disorder, being bald, and wearing wigs for both business and pleasure. My green flags include an imitable joie de vivre, great teeth and my primary love language is physical touch followed by quality time (Tuesday, Friday and Saturday only please—absence makes the heart grow fonder) There is no chance in hell for children but pets are negotiable. Thank you. ♥️

@quinnquan The black queer femme laundromat of music venues🥹

just dont go to book club in chicago

@Ogrehon CHRIST without HRT is CIS.

Fairuz - Wahdon (1979)

dude the shit that richard kern jerks off to must be CRAZY

@dearyokomizo this boosted my confidence in calligraphy thanks🥹✌️

nobody gaf but this is my handwriting in arabic

I wanna throw a french fry at cate le bon

@neosheaven Woke.

Put kaworu on my tomodachi life and literally the first thing he said to me was he wants to be friends with shinji #Sus

Is the pokemon world socialist

im gonna make noise disco and funk ska The world will be my recording studio

One more episode of "My Little Pony", pop a Valium. Fly to Finland.

@PartyyAndPlay Isn’t it peak

Just finished showgirls for the first time and genuinely WHAT THE FUCK

@cowgirlkill Cunty

took a chance and swiped right on the 55 year old lady

this is my john list

@namu_bear Dude yeah

the subway exit was so beautiful i stood there for like 5 minutes

@wellbutrinwitch Lou reed was a homo.

lou reed was a chaser moe tucker was catholic john cale was gay nico got her son addicted to heroin at the end of the day, i only care about the music.

Edible and Alice Coltrane #ilovemylife

I keep getting played by Egyptian men

@PartyyAndPlay I’m gonna go ask them when they plan on dying in iraq

The army recruiters are at my school today 😭

who is Kawabata Makoto and why is he so locked in