grand master oogway

i’ve been called a noodle guy, that’s a first

why people get so defensive about their dog? 😂 “i think your dog has fleas”

and it’s way more scenic when i’m facing youuuu 🎶

ima start calling soy sauce shoyu cuz it sounds cooler

i made a mistake sending my co-workers an ig reel, not knowing it also shares my profile. now everyones adding me. ruh roh

u look like i’m gonna wind up missin’ u

@Nas206_ tell em 🗣️

If you use a new towel after every shower, do you also use a new sponge everytime you wash dishes?

need to start reminding myself to take more photos. I have so many beautiful photos that I only have captured in my mind.

scratch that looking for 5 boo tix 👀

looking for 1 friday boo ticket 👀

@yuongtruong 👀

@Epiphany850 Pop off then

Thanks giving has arrived. 😭

When I am served half an egg at a restaurant, I wonder to myself: Who has the other half of my egg? Two strangers; Living their lives; Sharing an egg.

💀💀

Feelin like Rod Wave I got a lot on my plate 💀💀

@MrNateJackson killed it tonight 🤙🏽

@lisamnnguyen GO LISA!! 🙌🏽

Hit that cruise control as soon as a cop pulls behind me 😂

When you a hoe ass mf, hoe ass shit is gon catch up to you 😂