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@ohdearpat

Allergic to clout

here, there, nowhere Katılım Ekim 2011
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definitely not pat@ohdearpat·
I pick locks, write music and I punch things. Life’s pretty good.
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@IamTheImmortal Respectfully. Not sure why you invest the time into this dialogue tbh. Seems kinda masochistic in a willful way. Like you’re inviting dissent to your intelligence. Like. You know this is a digital shithole right?
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Matt Brown@IamTheImmortal·
False. I have the freedom to put meaning in to what I want to have meaning. My martial arts journey, my health, my relationships, my creativity, etc. Some people choose religion and that’s ok but sometimes it gets extreme and it’s not ok (that applies to other things also)
Brandon Weber@BrandonWeber20

@IamTheImmortal If you don’t believe in God then you literally have zero incentive to do anything other than what satisfies yourself most. If someone thinks they just big banged their way into the earth the there’s really no point to try and do anything “good” or “nice” to anyone

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@IamTheImmortal History is a loop. We are in the dark ages once again where puritanical zealots stir fear in the ignorant uneducated masses. It’s easier to scream at it and kill it in god’s name.
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Matt Brown@IamTheImmortal·
How are people still tricked by this god stuff in 2026? I get it in 1026 when your entire world was a square mile in size. We see 13 billion light years in to the universe now and have science and technology. I don’t get it.
FULL SEND MMA@full_send_mma

UFC middleweight Joe Pyfer reveals finding God and becoming a Christian changed his life “I’ve had a complete 360 change as far as my faith. I had an out of body experience where I was able to see myself in a different light. I want marriage and God at the center of my life”

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@PixelCNinja Fun fact: It was also an intentional response from Miyamoto IIRC to the graphical style presented by Rareware in the Donkey Kong Country franchise for the SNES. They didn’t want mimic the pre rendered 3D model to sprite art style
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Pixel Cherry Ninja
Pixel Cherry Ninja@PixelCNinja·
Super Mario World 2: Yoshi’s Island on the SNES by Nintendo ditched traditional Mario gameplay for a hand-drawn storybook style, with physics-based egg throwing. Its unique art direction and soundtrack made it one of the most distinctive platformers on the system.
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@lukalotl I’ve had multiple iterations of scintillating scotoma in previous years. I’d effectively be too blind to drive due to dazzling lights/colors for around 15 minutes. I haven’t had one for a while though. Seems similar but yours appears more pronounced
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luka
luka@lukalotl·
was having a normal day yesterday before this massive glitch pattern started expanding across my visual field and blinded half of my vision. visible out of both eyes. At worst it covered more than 50% of my visual field and objects behind it disappeared as though they really weren't there, convincingly I would believe there simply wasn't an object on a table I was looking at because I couldn't see it. i enjoy that these contained cortical spreading depression effects can just randomly happen where your visual cortex decides, fuck it, I'm just going to simulate an expanding 2 dimensional square lattice cellular automata in rainbow colors instead of render what they optic nerve is delivering. never happened to me before. apparently this is known as a Migrane with Aura, which I think is way less interesting a name than it deserves given how psychedelic and weird it is. i couldn't find a single accurate image online so I photoshopped one that is much more accurate.
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@I_Am_Jakoby I’m so happy for you brother! Your journey, resilience and emergence from the storm is an inspiration.
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@iPad_Latino This is awesome! If you have any dietary/nutrition requirements please hit us up. Two board certified nutritionists on the team. vngpets.com
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kelsie@iPad_Latino·
Imp isn’t my first Sphynx. Pierre died suddenly at 5yrs old. I dream about him weekly, he comes out from under the house or from the bush and I’m jubilant that I found him again. And now it’s kinda like I did.
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@real_loose_unit Her eyes were like portals to elsewhere Punctuated mood, red ribbons in her hair I, for one am captivated and happy Hopefully it's a wonderful time that she's having
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Peace and Fucking Quiet
Peace and Fucking Quiet@real_loose_unit·
Wowwwwww not this boring bitch with ribbons in their hair going to the Ethel Cain Sydney CONCERT!!!!!!!!
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@iPad_Latino LOL My shrink charges me 300 bucks for a 5 minute phone call to get a life changing script that costs 140 bucks per repeat. It's literally more expensive than booger sugar atm. Sucks so I hope this makes things a bit less expensive
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kelsie@iPad_Latino·
Christ here we go
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@iPad_Latino Why on earth would someone spoil what was a lighthearted and well natured comment on your part about the nuances of your job. Fuckers don’t realise how hard it is unless they need the help. Utter bullshit tbh. Sucks. Delete post bad. Me drunk but still.
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kelsie@iPad_Latino·
Had to delete my post about the jar of snakes because you all took it seriously I love my job I get to see pupping dog
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Andrew McCarthy@AJamesMcCarthy·
“Dad stop working and pay attention to me”
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Barnacules Nerdgasm@Barnacules·
I just woke up to an absolute flood of happy birthdays from dozens of people across every platform. You guys sure know how to make an old man feel special! I still can’t believe I’m 46 years old! 🤗 🎂 🎉 #Birthday
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@tommycsftp I knew you’d sniff his bullshit out within seconds of coming back to the LCU. Such a phoney. Just a YouTuber.
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Tommy C 🚫🍻💨
Tommy C 🚫🍻💨@tommycsftp·
I've been told lol
Freddie Colton@freddiecolton

@tommycsftp Speaking of, that kid Rustev on Lolcow live was trying to trash you a bit. He tried to follow it up with "I love him he's great." But that was for sure just him being afraid of you. Hope that may provide some funny content lol.

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NVIDIA GeForce
NVIDIA GeForce@NVIDIAGeForce·
🟢 GEFORCE DAY IS BACK 🟢 To celebrate, we're giving away TWO GeForce RTX 5080 Founders Edition GPUs, signed by NVIDIA CEO Jensen Huang. Want one? Comment "GeForce Day" for a chance to WIN & stay tuned for more!
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Georges St-Pierre@GeorgesStPierre·
Watch your thoughts, they become words; Watch your words, they become actions; Watch your actions, they become habits; Watch your habits, they become character; Watch your character, for it becomes your destiny.
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Nostalgic Gamer@16bitnostalgia·
Happy birthday to me...released on this day in 1981. 44 years old and still gaming strong!
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I am Jakoby
I am Jakoby@I_Am_Jakoby·
I can't really say much now because I signed an NDA and there are still details to be hashed out But I was offered a decent sign on contract for a project I would be a part of that could turn into significantly more. But the sign on bonus alone is enough to wipe my debt I met with the team in person on Saturday and it went really well. Its a mix of software engineering and security. I still havent been able to fully feel it yet, I've been feeling well dead recently ya know But im going to put my everything into this and see how it goes.
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kelsie@iPad_Latino·
The great pain of my job is watching an animal suffer but the great privilege is to be with them when it’s time to go to sleep
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@I_Am_Jakoby I’m ignorant. I know you tracked and found things only you could a while back and it seemed like they’d screwed you. If they’ve done the right thing I’m thrilled for you brother. To me, you are heroic. And seeing you shine makes my heart sing.
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I am Jakoby
I am Jakoby@I_Am_Jakoby·
🚨 You won’t believe how much I made off this Microsoft bounty… Full story and POC here 👉 powershellforhackers.com/blog/#/post/Ps… This bug exposed: 📧 Email addresses of package owners 🌐 Out-of-band callbacks for data exfil 💥 IP, personal names and addresses, internal system info
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