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what a sensational name

If Caleb doesn’t win survivor I’m going to riot. Don’t act like Loz wouldn’t have done the same exact thing! They all love and respect each other, it’s a game at the end of the day.

@dejooose @ConkiForever @Aroshowsup @PopCrave like this is such low effort trolling it’s sad, you haven’t evolved from 4chan 10 years ago. Maybe find a better hobby 🥱

@dejooose @ConkiForever @Aroshowsup @PopCrave I’ve worked at multiple Fortune 500 companies and have a successful career. Pretty sure the only thing expired in this whole exchange is your brain cells and the imaginary family you have online as an excuse to rage bait

Aubrey Plaza is expecting her first child with partner Christopher Abbott, People reports.

@dejooose @Aroshowsup @PopCrave you’re not the father though

@Aroshowsup @PopCrave Baby going to be retarded

Wrap it up. It’s over. No other tweet this year will top this one.

Today’s Daily Cartoon, by Mads Horwath.

@andrew_anon_ Nobody is bothering them

@plaverty24 @AllAboutTRH she’s not married and there’s plenty of housewives who aren’t married

@AllAboutTRH A housewife is dating someone? She's a wife. Married to someone. And dating someone else? Is that part of the show's storyline?

When you realize #RHORI’s Kelsey Swanson is dating John Caprio…aka the son of Rhode Island’s most beloved judge Frank Caprio (RIP) 🥺

Real housewives of Rhode Island is out but I don’t know if I can handle the awful accents I legit have never heard this accent it’s like a weird NJ / Mass combo

@mcrxxxily1 @cutiegurlk8 @CentralParkNYC They got him fed yesterday, instagram.com/r2junot posted updates

@ohhoe @cutiegurlk8 @CentralParkNYC Yayy!!! The baby hasn’t eaten in days

just found out the cat we spotted on monday is still freaking there!!!!!! @CentralParkNYC get off your ass and do something !!!!!! like wtf!!!

@coughdropsh that’s what it was like the other week when I went to see them too, 10 ppl tops when it was in the southwest corner

MY IMPACT… when I went there it was just me and this sweet older couple and a 30something man who was camera-setupmogging me af

limiting replies on this because some of you are insane

Crowd for the woodcock in Bryant Park today is HUGE #birdcpp

@shspalding It doesn’t live here, it stops in the park for a very short amount of time while migrating

@ohhoe Maybe just leave him be so he or she can live their lives without you all crowding him.

@My4EverWorld It was asleep for hours before this

@ohhoe The poor guy is there to rest before moving on. Can't shut an eye with that big crowd there.

@sapphicwasps this happens every year, it’s not a trend it’s migration season it’s only there for a few weeks.

@ohhoe You might be but the more you make a trend out of this bird the more danger it’s being put in

can’t even enjoy birds on this shitty website without people being insane

@sapphicwasps everyone is?

@ohhoe Leave the animal fucking alone, jfc

@Russtheengineer It’s an American woodcock