Jess

If I sneak a picture of you & my flash come on ima punch the fuck out you

My pasta salad is really killin it at the family function

Me when someone decides to start shit with me bc now the evil bitch within gets to come out to play

Oh okay I’ll go fuck myself then I guess

@plantladygreen @DiscussingFilm 👀👀👀

@DiscussingFilm Uhhhh I’m scared but might be interested @ohiohellchild_

First trailer for ‘GOOD BOY’ • Described as a horror film shot from the perspective of a dog who sees its owner haunted by supernatural spirits • Named as one of the most heartbreaking horror films of 2025 with 95% on Rotten Tomatoes In theaters on October 3

he already does

i stand on my crashouts, i should have done more actually

@plantladygreen @DiscussingFilm I am officially SAT

@DiscussingFilm @ohiohellchild_

Regina Hall and Anna Faris will officially return for ‘SCARY MOVIE 6’ (Source: Deadline)

I filled my water bottle & still accidentally left the house without it & not to be dramatic but I kinda wanna kill myself

Are you even really besties if you don’t have gay allegations?

Jimmy Taco keeps taking my lines.

Dentist: "You've been grinding in ur sleep" Me: "I appreciate it big dawg"

Omg they’re looking for you

When you take your first bite of food for the day at 5:47pm

“DONT PISS ME OFF” is heavy in my vocabulary 🤣.

@kayladamnn I just know I could fit him in my pocket

@ohiohellchild_ I love my 5’8 king

How y’all not love ace like ????

"I dated a rich guy for a week once. He had a Porsche......AND ANOTHER PORSCHE!" - @AhotgirlxD