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@ohitshiroooo
Just a regular guy trying to win in life by all means


Citrini article calmed the market significantly, yes?


> be citrini analyst #3 > your boss said internet wants to deploy you to the deadliest place on earth > ok, let me get my zyn and cigars and $15k for bribes > fly to dubai, then to oman border > cross the omani border and pledge not to do any intel work > immediately ignore the pledge > need to get in water to see oil tankers > find crazy locals with speedboats > swim 18 miles into the Strait > no gps, shahed drones flying over you, iranian patrol boats swimming circling around > light up your cigar, film a tanker on fucking fire > omani fbi catches you, sneak out unharmed > your boss posts everything on x > back to dubai, check in hotel > dubai cia see your boss’s posts > dubai cia knocking on your door > pretend to not speak arabic > receptionist says to them you speak perfect arabic > interrogated > boss writes up an article about you and sells for $999 > all in less than a week fucking cinema













one thing ive learned over the years is that the kolfag cabals don't like it when someone who isn't supposed to make money here makes money without their permission they believe that if they are not in full control at all times of every runner they lost some sort of dominance they have over traders if you sneak your way in and make money without their blessing, it becomes a crashout fest and attempts to slander you and remind the cattle that you are a scammer and not to trust you meanwhile every single coin they're in you can be sure there's a 20-30% bundle being unloaded all the way up the chart break free from your chains, give a big fat fuck you to the cabal fnf fortnite kid retards, and crack a few bandos off on their heads nobody is handing out awards for losing or for sucking the most kolfag dick in this space, it's dog eat dog and if you're not eating you're being eaten, take control














