W Ben

@tomilola_ng Holy false equivalence

Imagine the CEO of Chase Bank saying they can't find 500 staff to hire in the United States because of OnlyFans and Twitch streaming.

@FrozenBubble69 Born to be a catboy forced to be a super-fascist

I forgot this is how Homelander flies off 🤭

I deeply relate to when Dostoevsky said: "Half of my problems are that I don't speak much, and the other half of them is that when I do speak, the words don't sound like what I wanted to say."

adhd is so funny because structure feels like a PRISON but if i have no structure i descend into executive dysfunction and just do nothing for days

Starting in 2027, smartphones sold in the European Union will be required to have user-replaceable batteries designed for greater durability and more charging cycles. Manufacturers must also provide spare parts and repair manuals for at least 10 years after a model is released. This is real pressure against planned obsolescence. It should mean phones that actually last longer, cheaper fixes, and a lot less electronic waste piling up. About time.

Too many shots of patron too many peoople’s mothers

I’mcreasee the motherfucking volumme

@chukwuphilip4 @layoproperty @the_critic @Optimistic_Ade I feel you but by this logic the naira is stronger than the dollar because you get more bang for your buck in Nigeria than you would in with the same amount of money in the USA?

@layoproperty @the_critic @Optimistic_Ade It does not mean that the 200 cedi has more value than the 25k . The main significant of currency is the buying power and his analysis meant that the Naira is stronger than the cedi. Just that the govt of Ghana had to remove the other zeros from the currency to look stronger.

This 200 cedis can't get you a room in any hotel in Accra. N25,000 can get a hotel in Lagos.

@7ahul He’s invincible not one punch man

He is in SEASON 5 of his own show and still getting his ass whooped 😭😭😭 when does this guy actually become ‘INVINCIBLE’

@nuel_irl Wrong

these two were seriously about to fight for a moment there Conquest would have k!lled my guy

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@Nimbopill The Obintervi run everything

Job interview J(ob intervi)ew Jew… Wake up people!

horse lying down in stall struggling to sleep waking up switching positions frequently insomnia and late night thoughts

@gobthegod Fear is the mind killer ass niggas

NIGGAS GET MONEY DEY QUOTE BENE GESSERIT 😂😂 - @ohmletdufromage

@tynamiteyt Barton

Who else could have thrown that other than bullseye

@CultureCrave “For enemies”

First look at Paapa Essiedu as Snape in the 'Harry Potter' series

@cassandruwu @NBABabySecret Only comment I came to look for

@NBABabySecret you are abed

Ruined an example where I was the test case. Everyone was told to ignore me without me knowing and I just kinda rolled with it when I was supposed to get mad lol

Caffeine? Yes Nicotine? Of course Alcohol? Obviously Sugar? Absolutely not, that's pure poison

@nikitabier @aaronp613 What happens when ivankas dad bombs Nigeria again?

@aaronp613 Precisely. Fewer Ivanka Trump Fan accounts based in Nigeria—and more Nigerians sharing their thoughts about Nigeria.

Starting Thursday, we'll be updating our revenue sharing incentives to better reward the content we want on X: We will be giving more weight to impressions from your home region—to encourage content that resonates with people in your country, in neighboring countries and people who speak your language. While we appreciate everyone's opinion on American politics, we hope this will disincentivize gaming the attention of US or Japanese accounts and instead, drive diverse conversations on the platform. We invite creators to start building an audience locally. X will be a much richer community when there's relevant posts for people in all parts of the world.

some fraud niggas dey quilox right now dey slap stripper yansh while i wallow in darkness. some niggas dey under bridge sleeping on bare floor while im complaining with roof over my head.