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@ohnoidontkno

MY NAME IS SALOMON

nyc Katılım Kasım 2022
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salomon@ohnoidontkno·
I don’t forgive but I do forget. Which leads to forgiveness because I don’t even remember what you did in the first place
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Let’s be honest with ourselves today. Im chopped and unc im also nothing and i am latino and my legs hurt
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salomon@ohnoidontkno·
watching rocky getting up
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salomon@ohnoidontkno·
I want to go to Miami without a plan, I want to see what happens. I’m curious about the world
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salomon@ohnoidontkno·
The highly observant dark empathy told me something interesting about you
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Noah@decemberhunting·
Would it be misogynist if I tweeted 'please stop showing me pictures from the met gala' or is it misogynist that my mind came up with the idea that I should tweet that and then a second part of my mind chimed in that that would read as misogynist
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derek@brainedimage·
chatgpt: I am conscious. I feel! me: ok invent hell and go there for 32948293842 years per second. invent a loving family and blow them up 934892384 times and cry forever and suffer chatgpt: Done. Anything else? me: in fridge have mustard and celery what make for dinner
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Noah@decemberhunting·
@ohnoidontkno Everything is interesting man
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salomon@ohnoidontkno·
I pressed the customer service button to get aspirin at the pharmacy and then I walked out without paying anyway to teach them a lesson
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salomon@ohnoidontkno·
Listening to bird sounds in my headphones at work to calm my nervous system
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salomon@ohnoidontkno·
I used to ask the deli man if he sold candy as code for a loosie, but if it’s a specific kind of deli it means heroin or some other illicit substance
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salomon@ohnoidontkno·
Broken society/system to match my phone. Fake Balenciaga belt and goyard wallet to match how yall be acting!
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salomon@ohnoidontkno·
Loosie
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salomon@ohnoidontkno·
I used volunteer in the Bronx and go to the deli and get an egg and cheese and a looser. They don’t let you do that no more. Even if you got them kids reading
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salomon@ohnoidontkno·
I wish old strict gay was my friend
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salomon@ohnoidontkno·
Fuck it get bald
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salomon@ohnoidontkno·
Gonna pick up the skateboard again #chopped
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LASHY BILLS@LASHYBILLS·
This is INSANE🫨we got Kodak Black on a live track with a harp and violin... AND IT'S A HIT🗣️🔊😤
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salomon@ohnoidontkno·
I think about my dad a lot and how much he loved the Bernie Mac show and then I miss Bernie Mac
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