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@oigevalt

healthcare it dev, writer, former academic, very short. she/they/hey dipshit

chicago Katılım Şubat 2009
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juliAn@oigevalt·
Just called the leather guy flogging the evil knight "daddy" three times and I still have not been kicked out of Medieval Times. Incredible.
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juliAn@oigevalt·
only had enough time to cut them all of the sprue and mostly finish refining one of the hands, but i'm honestly just surprised that they all survived casting and i can't wait to finish them up next session
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juliAn@oigevalt·
gotta use some wax oil to clean them up but the pinky promise pendants are almost ready for casting ahhhhh
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juliAn@oigevalt·
@gatorsafterdark in HIGH SCHOOL???? ok it's bedtime for grandma (i'm grandma)
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seth@gatorsafterdark·
Some of yall were not rocking with the Clairvoyant by TSSF pandora radio station in high school like I was.
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garshmo
garshmo@garshmo·
At the age where it’s like that’s fine
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horse dentist
horse dentist@equine__dentist·
to whom am i squeaking?
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Natalie Would
Natalie Would@_NatalieWould·
"Don't put all your eggs in one basket" Well I just have the one egg
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roxy demento@falseroxy·
i have a new invention called 'twitter mature' that's just for people over 35. brought to you by the final straw, seeing a 22 year old who was surprised the olsen twins smoke.
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juliAn@oigevalt·
also i had two spaghetts and got p tipsy. that was a close second best part. the third best part was seeing the x-ray he had on his phone of a patient who came in to his ER with a maraca shoved up their ass
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juliAn@oigevalt·
had my first date in at least 6 months and it was nice but the best part was after it ended i was like "ok that was fun. if i see him again that's cool. if i don't that's also cool. i had a good time talkjing to someone new and that's what counts" damn that's growth right there!!
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Pitbull@pitbull·
Happy St PITrick's Day 🍀 Daleee
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maddie@madsssagascar·
just read something that said “it dons on me” i M fucking crying laughing the it Don don me meme’s influence
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bort@millerIowlife·
oh baby
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bort@millerIowlife·
clocked in on facebook marketplace at the bar
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Caren Jahre
Caren Jahre@CarenJahre·
Hummingbirds wearing boots in Ecuador!?! In your choice of color, White-booted Racket-tail at Refugio Pas de las Aves, and buff (on the eastern slope of the Andes) on the Peruvian Racket-tail at El Quetzal Bosque Protegido. #BirdsSeenIn2026 #birdphotography #birdwatching
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juliAn@oigevalt·
@JTommins congrats this is now one of my all time favorite sentences
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Friends of Bear Cat Rescue
Friends of Bear Cat Rescue@feederofcats·
We are now forced to close intake and not help anymore cats until we find homes for the adoptable cats in our care. We literally have no more space and I'm having to say no to cats who will die without us. all these kittens are still here. Please share. 📍 SF Bay Area
Friends of Bear Cat Rescue@feederofcats

🚨 SF BAY AREA it makes me very sad that we still have 8 perfect, healthy big kittens growing up mostly in an enclosure here at the rescue. They should be cuddling on someone's lap, zooming around, being happy babies. Soon they'll be a year old and still sitting here, waiting 💔

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juliAn@oigevalt·
hooooooowee I can’t wait for my new Sunday plans involving a sojourn to da donut shop!!
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juliAn@oigevalt·
man what a lousy day. if tomorrow isn’t better I’m going to be furious for about four to six minutes of the following day before letting it go and releasing the pit in my stomach. to make room for a donut. maybe even three
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juliAn@oigevalt·
damn what the fuck was up w today !!!
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