@Videotapezzzz @AnisRahim14 this describing my boyfriend to a t....
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Clare Austen-Smith
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Clare Austen-Smith
@okayclare
can’t drive or read
Brooklyn, NY Katılım Aralık 2010
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@AnisRahim14 Exercise cures depression, but for your system to be able to absorb the effects you have to be listening to prog rock and wearing a silver chain
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@RahmEmanuel 16 shots and a cover up we will never forget you freako
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Let’s bet on America — not against it. I’m proposing a 10% fee on prediction markets and online gambling to fund an American Innovation Fund—investing in AI, quantum computing, fusion energy, life sciences, and national security tech.
President Xi is investing in the future, whereas President Trump’s cuts in NIH and NSF is defaulting on America’s preeminence. That’s not how you win.
Let’s fund cures, build new energy resources, lead in defense technologies and quantum tech.
Stop falling further behind, start investing in winning again. That’s the American way.
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I saw this comic a while back who has this great bit about how she was dating a guy and said to him "I like that we have this fun bdsm thing going on" and he responded "I'm not into bdsm" and she goes "wait so you mean when we're having sex and you hit me you're just, hitting me"
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Zohran Mamdani was reportedly very mad about this post from NYC City Council member Virginia Maloney. He did NOT like the “I know math is hard” framing.
But what makes this extra-funny is that I am pretty sure Maloney’s post was written by AI.
Virginia Maloney@vmmaloney
I know math is hard, but the @NYCCouncil finance team did the work—digging into the details to find real solutions. Our budget response clearly says: ❌ NO increasing property taxes in the middle of an affordability crisis ❌ NO raiding the rainy day fund, a tool for true emergencies Under the @SpeakerMenin's leadership, we focused on: ✅ Smart spending and strategic savings, line by line ✅ Maintaining city services, no reductions ✅ Revenue raisers, that don't penalize hard working New Yorkers. The Mayor's proposed City budget is a whopping $127 billion. The City's not broke, we're just badly managed. And we can balance this budget responsibly without putting our long-term fiscal health at risk.
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Make sure to remove the locks from the green room door
Netflix Is A Joke@NetflixIsAJoke
JUST ANNOUNCED: Louis C.K. will perform his first-ever Hollywood Bowl show during #NetflixisaJokeFest and release a new stand-up special on Netflix this summer. Tickets available today at 11:30am PT with presale code RIDICULOUS at netflixisajokefest.com
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Giving ChatGPT babe ❤️ try again
Virginia Maloney@vmmaloney
I know math is hard, but the @NYCCouncil finance team did the work—digging into the details to find real solutions. Our budget response clearly says: ❌ NO increasing property taxes in the middle of an affordability crisis ❌ NO raiding the rainy day fund, a tool for true emergencies Under the @SpeakerMenin's leadership, we focused on: ✅ Smart spending and strategic savings, line by line ✅ Maintaining city services, no reductions ✅ Revenue raisers, that don't penalize hard working New Yorkers. The Mayor's proposed City budget is a whopping $127 billion. The City's not broke, we're just badly managed. And we can balance this budget responsibly without putting our long-term fiscal health at risk.
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A sequel movie to the ‘LORD OF THE RINGS’ trilogy is officially in the works.
Plot synopsis — 14 years after the passing of Frodo, Sam, Merry, and Pippin set out to retrace the first steps of their adventure. Meanwhile, Sam’s daughter, Elanor, has discovered a long-buried secret and is determined to uncover why the War of the Ring was very nearly lost before it even began.
Stephen Colbert is co-writing the script.
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are the lips supposed to grip it from the outside
Ana Maria@achadosviraisof
nova tendência de calcinha, calcinha sem alça
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excuse me mr.mayor your wife tweeted a photo of Jessica Rabbit with the caption "honk honk AWOOGA AWOOGA" what do you have to say for yourself??
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This is so interesting in that my cat tries to inflict as much physical pain as possible
shy fawkes@butterbooter
my cat is so gentle and deliberate with her paws when she steps on me. i’m always like who taught you how to do that? who teaches you gentleness and sweetness? why do you make it so much easier to be alive?
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imagine being stuck in this room just answering so many goddamn questions
Film Updates@FilmUpdates
Vanity Fair’s “The New Late Night” issue has been unveiled. Featuring Sean Evans, Quenlin Blackwell, Jake Shane, Brittany Broski, Kareem Rahma, Amelia Dimoldenberg, Ziwe, Matt Rogers, Bowen Yang and Julian Shapiro-Barnum. vanityfair.com/hollywood/stor…
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He has severe ocd and is gay
chaotic memes@memechaotic
Bro's trying to become Patrick Bateman.
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Clare Austen-Smith retweetledi
Kill Tony is explicitly MAGA. Tony literally campaigned for Trump. The show is clearly a vehicle for racist, sexist, homophobic, etc regressive ideas.
Going on is an endorsement of its fascist messaging. If you are against that, going on to help your career is simply selling out
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One of the biggest morons we have currently. A front line idiot. This bitch dropped out of kindergarten.
Jeff Dye@JeffDye
I’m guessing if this guy would’ve shot and killed an ICE agent yall wouldn’t have lost any sleep.
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@LeBron_Eames It could’ve been a best supporting actor role for real actor imo I hated him in it
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still really annoyed that this jagoff is in the movie. Every argument for him being cast is some version of “but he’s really believable as a prick businessman because that’s who he is” and I’d rather just watch an actor do a good job. Don’t let rich cunts think they’re artists
Variety@Variety
Kevin O'Leary on filming #MartySupreme: “I learned my lesson that film sets are not democracies. I’m not used to being told what to do. I do the telling. We shot something 20 times and I said to Josh, ‘OK, I think we got it. We can move on.’ He said, ‘What the f*ck are you talking about? There’s no moving on until I say we’re moving on.’” wp.me/pc8uak-1lGKkx
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@conan_esq I think it shows the juxtaposition between them quite well on screen - Boromir caving to emotions, Aragorn prioritizing duty and leadership
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Is comedy represented on the Zohran transition team? I didn’t see any (maybe I’m wrong) but - once again comedy fails at having a voice due to being
fractured with no real organizations other than clubs - which tend to be owned by zionists uninterested in mamdani it seems?
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