Chris Johnson

@HorrorNightsORL Why are you singling out registered nurses?

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@WhiteHouse The irony of this being the spokesperson for the white house while people are pawning their possessions to pay for gas. 😂

BEST I CAN DO IS THE GOLDEN AGE FOR SMALL BUSINESSES 🔥 Pawn Stars' Rick Harrison x White House 🇺🇸

@TWShannon Is that why Trump signed an EO quadrupling the import quota of Argentine beef? Go remind the panhandle farmers about that.

It was an honor to serve in the Trump Administration, where I got to work with Secretary Rollins who spends every day fighting for American Farmers and Ranchers. Pay attention when she says food security is national security. Foreign interests should not be allowed to influence our food supply.

@RobSchneider @DisneyABCTV I'll bet you the deletion of our accounts that they don't. If he isn't fired today, you have to delete your account. If he is fired today, I'll delete my account? Deal? Or are you just spewing nonsense for fun?

Jimmy Kimmel’s contract with @DisneyABCTV ends April 30th. He won’t make it that long. Disney will fire Kimmel tomorrow morning.

@TWShannon There's that division & attack rhetoric that we expected from you! I was worried you were gonna phone in some fake statement of "Christian peace and unity in times of chaos". Let me save you the time & write the comeback for you. "Nothing says divide and attack like the Dems!"

It’s imperative for our nation that the entire left do a real gut check. 1/2 of the radicals believe the 3 assassination attempts against Donald Trump were staged, while the other 1/2 is disappointed they failed. They cannot be trusted to govern.

@PressSec I wonder if he's gonna talk about how someone in his inner circle predicted that "shots would be fired" that evening.

Tune in tonight. 📺

@PamBondi @POTUS You got canned and you're still drinking his KoolAid? That's a strong mixture!

We MUST have the Ballroom completed to protect @POTUS and his guests. God Bless President Trump, his Administration and our Great Country. 🇺🇸🙏🏻

@mattgaetz Bro how are you still posting about anything? 😂

Great work Kash!

@RepNancyMace If you think that was real, I've got oceanfront property in Oklahoma for sale. I'll give you a great deal on it too!

Please get on your knees and pray for President Trump and for our country right now.

@FBIDirectorKash @FBI Aren't you about to be fired? 😂

-Massive 40+ member violent gang takedown in LA -Multiple MS-13 arrests -Historic indictments against Tren de Aragua in a “jackpotting scheme” -Rescuing a kidnapped child in Cuba -Sweeping SPLC indictment Just some of this @FBI’s work this week as we continue the most prolific reduction in crime in U.S. history under President Trump 🇺🇸 breitbart.com/politics/2026/…

@JudgeJeanine ...this aged well. 😂

On my way to what will be one of the best White House Correspondents Dinners. You can’t beat President Trump!

@LA28 @NBCOlympics @Olympics @axs @eventim_usa I registered for the last one. Didn't get a single email with either a time or a "sorry you weren't picked this time" Can't wait to get shut out from this drop too.

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@WWE @espn Can we get some more ads for $30/month? That's really the content we came for.

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@FBIDirectorKash Epstine?

Memo to the fake news - the only time I’ll ever actually be concerned about the hit piece lies you write about me will be when you stop. Keep talking, it means I’m doing exactly what I should be doing. And no amount of BS you write will ever deter this FBI from making America safe again and taking down the criminals you love.

@TWShannon Ok, I'll take the bait: What in your original post here was anything of substance enough to make me want to be anything other than incurious? Was it the video of you clearly talking to the camera at the end, but you removed the audio and played @acdc instead?

@okcjohnson The irony is that your remark suggests you are intellectually incurious enough to mistake it for an insult.

Enid delivered! Third trip back since January and the energy just keeps growing. 🔥🔥 We’re building something real out here. 💪🇺🇸 #JustGettingStarted #TeamTDub #OklahomaFirst #EnidOK #Momentum

I see #BestGuessLive didn't watch the HQ Trivia documentary to see that what users REALLY love is a changed game format with a lower prize pool potential. Makes me less likely to play, honestly, @netflix

@MelonieMac My grandfather who lives in a nursing home says the exact same thing.

Kinda boomer posting but he's not calling himself Jesus. He has been clear all along that he feels he is doing the work God set for him. Jesus' disciples healed the sick in His name. With Christ in us, we can do His work too. People who are outraged just wanna be

@RobSchneider @andybiggs4az @Leo4AzSenate Well, at least we know he isn't going to win now.

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@LA28 I signed up for presale the first day they were open, but I haven't gotten a time OR denial. What happened? 😭

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