The Peasant 🇰🇪🇱🇷🇮🇱

@C_NyaKundiH The Mpesa app's good stuff, which you tout as being awesome, came from Safaricom too. This new version definitely needs work, and they need hear about it. Just be nice when you tell them! I'm trying really hard to be patient tol hoping they'll fix this mess too.

This useless thing called OneApp is honestly frustrating to use. In some cases, you are forced to tap things twice for no reason. For example, when sending money, you first tap “Done” and then “Send”. Why should users go through two steps for one simple action? To make matters worse, I have also lost some of my saved paybills and tills. Safaricom has really gone down when it comes to listening to customers. Instead of improving the user experience, the top leadership seems more focused on looting than fixing obvious problems that affect everyday users.

@gpdkaluma If you are to go by your crude reasoning, then those who beat you in Kasipul should be congratulated

Who is that plum lady he was seated with, the one seen leaving the table and running away as the attackers surrounded him? Is that normal behavior?

@RadioGenKe North of River Nyando would not be anywhere near Nyatike... But a nice tackle though. You win 😹

Odoyo Owidi: Gladys Wanga has never gone through a nomination exercise. She has been lucky that Raila used to hand her tickets earlier than the rest. Unfortunately, her support system is slowly collapsing. ODM is going to lose very many seats #ThePeoplesBreakfast #HomeOfHardTruths @OwidiOdoyo @ctmuga & @mungalambuvi

Hello, Moon. It’s great to be back. Here’s a taste of what the Artemis II astronauts photographed during their flight around the Moon. Check out more photos from the mission: nasa.gov/artemis-ii-mul…

@netanyahu Finish the job!

עוד זרוע מרכזית של משטר הטרור האיראני נגדעה. חיסלנו הלילה את מג׳יד חאדמי, ראש אגף המודיעין במשמרות המהפכה, מבכירי המשטר האיראני, שרק נכנס לתפקידו לאחר שקודמו חוסל. בנוסף חיסלנו את אצ׳ער באקרי, מפקד אגף 840 בכוח קודס, שאחראי לפיגועים נגד יהודים וישראלים ברחבי העולם. מי שפועל לרצוח את אזרחינו, מי שמכוון טרור נגד מדינת ישראל, מי שבונה את ציר הרשע האיראני, דמו בראשו. אנחנו פועלים בעוצמה ובנחישות - נגיע לכל מי שמבקש לפגוע בנו. נמשיך בכל הכוח, בכל החזיתות, עד להסרת האיום ולהשגת כל יעדי המלחמה.

@georgediano TBH I never found anything funny in those movies. Could have been funny to a very select section of the society. Especially watching them inside the dingy "movie halls" in the shanties

I listened to DJ Afro during the boxing match, and he didn’t sound the same anymore. Age seems to be catching up with him. He’s no longer as funny as he used to be, he has even stopped producing new movies. I just wish he could get his mojo back, I still enjoy his old films. He’s a legend that most of us Millennials and older generations respect a lot.

@EtalePhilip Have you shared with your buddy Kasongo

The true measure of a stronger personality is how you carry yourself in the middle of insults and name calling. Your silence makes you more stronger and resilient. It keeps them guessing what your next move will be. And eventually render them inconsequential and irrelevant. Remember, when they hurl stones at you, collect all of those stones, keep them and build a beautiful house for them to admire. Accept the role of a SUBALTERN, and let them have the field day for a moment. Ama namna gani!!!

@C_NyaKundiH Of the 21 incompetent CSs, Wandayi coukd easily sit at the top as THE most.

Surely Wandayi must have heard something. Maybe seen some strange movements in corridors, some unusual phone calls, some people walking too fast with files, some very urgent meetings at odd hours. Hahaha. You cannot be Energy CS in the middle of all this and want Kenyans to believe you only discovered the saga from press statements.

What the hell do they teach Japanese kids? It's going viral!

@makaumutua @TheODMparty @edwinsifuna Have you marked him for your regime killer squad

The embattled @TheODMparty Secretary General @edwinsifuna is a dead man walking.

President Trump delivered a powerful speech tonight. He was clear about our objectives in Iran: • Destroy their weapons factories • Destroy their navy • Destroy their air force • Destroy their chances of ever having a nuclear weapon The President’s leadership sends a message to the world that the United States will defend its people and its interests, and uphold peace through strength.

Junet is the reason Raila lost in 2017. Junet is the reason Raila lost BBI Moment. Junet is the reason Azimio lost in 2022. Junet is the reason ODM has collapsed. Everyone knows this, except Luos.

“All of those countries that can’t get jet fuel because of the Strait of Hormuz, like the United Kingdom, which refused to get involved in the decapitation of Iran, I have a suggestion for you…” - President Donald J. Trump

CONFIRMED:This Is the face of the Man who Betrayed Raila Odinga.

Normalize unfollowing people who support William Ruto!!! #RutoMustGo.

Mnasema ati the patron of the Nairobi Hospital also doubles as the patron of the Gachagua family and the Tuju family estate.😂😂💔💔

@moneyacademyKE What shall we have left after 10years of one greedy man

Kenya’s government has now approved clearing 76 acres of indigenous forest in Nairobi National Park for Bomas expansion

@KinyanBoy Elon Musk is extremely racist. In fact hates Africa and anything that benefits it.

X is about to send many of engagement farmers to drawing board You’ll now only be paid based on your local content, those who rage bait, push fake news targeting US audience are set for a revenue slash Kenyan farming on US politics, Iran war will suffer. Paid on 🇰🇪 content only

@gabrieloguda Don't be too excited. Orengo is a statesman and he knows it adds zero value to snob a visiting head of state in a poor county like Siaya. But he has "his politics '.

Wengi watavunja matelevisheni zao. They will not believe.

@C_NyaKundiH You can hate Tuju all you want but to deny him medical attention at a hospital is inhuman, uncouth and stupid! God forbid he dies there will be all manner of useless condolences right from the presidency... Just take Tuju to hospital and deal with him all u want akishapona

Former Cabinet Secretary Raphael Tuju’s condition is reportedly deteriorating at Karen Police Station, with doctors and family alleging that police assaulted him and aggravated injuries linked to his past accident. Sources also say his sugar levels are fluctuating, even as police are said to be under strict orders from above not to allow him to seek treatment at a hospital.