Ye Olde Basilisk

No stunt casting She-Ra for the Masters of the Universe sequel, please. Just keep the same girl and costume from the post-credit scene.

@snakefiststyle Yes, bozo. Masters was already a huge box office flop that might eke out a victory on Prime. A She-Ra solo movie sans crossover would be entirely inaccurate and a black hole for money.

@olde_basilisk No.

I'll probably keep nerding out all weekend long.. When Orko showed up at the end of the new Masters of the Universe movie dropping one of his classic Filmation lessons, it completely short-circuited my inner 80s kid brain. The live-action design and the voice actor they cast are absolute perfection. ⚔️💀 #MastersoftheUniverse #80sKidsRule

@snakefiststyle You have no idea what you’re talking about. She-Ra’s first appearance was in a special crossover where He-Man goes to Etheria. Adora is working for the bad guys until Adam shows up. The sequel should pretty much be that. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Secre…

@olde_basilisk He-man was already ongoing before she-ra turned up, they need to establish her first in her own movies before bringing them together for a blockbuster, if they did the 2nd movie it would mostly be about her origin, that should be done separately.

@snakefiststyle Why not? Her original appearance was in a crossover special with He-Man when he finds out he has a sister. Putting her in a sequel would be the most accurate thing they could do.

@RetrovaniaLand Its just a shame about the she-ra end credit, give her a separate movie if need be and do not put her in a possible sequel, too many cooks etc then they could possibly team up for a third one.

@FearedBuck It’s like that Key and Peele skit where the rapper admits to like 20 murders on his album.

D4vd posted the tweet “decay” approximately 7 days after Celeste Rivas’ alleged death, around the time a human body typically begins to decompose.

@MadMonkey867 @HorrorPaperback

@HorrorPaperback A star that doesn't look like a dude

What, if anything, is the ONE THING you'd change about Ridley Scott's Alien (1979)?

@Silveravo @pjstraightedge @DavidMMcintosh Were they comfortable? Or was there no other choice? 3,000 years ago some big ass dude would crush your head in with a rock for being a dumb bitch. Do you want to go back to that?

@pjstraightedge @DavidMMcintosh People used to live comfortably in their homes for millennia, and now suddenly cannot survive without a/c? You don't need it, open window. Let the air flow. Seriously all I need is open windows across the house and I have lil 🌪️no 🥵 Build better homes, use money and energy well

Europe's insane carbon neutral policies are killing people. Air conditioning is a modern, easily accessible technology that would have saved 10,000 lives this summer.

@KirscheVerstahl I’m gonna tell my kids this is Stephen King.

the way he looks at a woman before he slowly flays her to wear her skin as a suit

@MadScribeGames 5E is not my favorite system. And honestly, D&D isn’t my preferred game. I’d rather being playing Palladium. But I’ll be a cunt that plays a good enough system every week with an unlimited pool of players instead of sitting around whining.

@WisdomConquer @RytchusDstroyr @SlothZ3N @WallStreetApes Dude. Stop. Larping as a rich guy on X is fucking lame. Go tell it to some gold digging twink at your favorite gay bar.

@RytchusDstroyr @olde_basilisk @SlothZ3N @WallStreetApes I'm rounding a bit but here's some very rough math just to make the point. Let's you spend a million dollars a year. $12 a day is less than half a percent of your spending.

Le Parisien Bakery is a popular place in New York City This woman just spent $12 for a croissant. As she’s eating it, the delivery guy comes in You can see he’s brought an entire box of the same croissants that she’s eating, they’re from Costco…. “Literal robbery” In New York repackaging food and selling it at restaurants is legal. Reselling identical products at a premium price isn’t prohibited It should be illegal The only way this could potentially be false advertising is if the bakers openly is false advertising and says they bake it fresh from scratch

@WisdomConquer @SlothZ3N @WallStreetApes Calm down, lady. You’re going to hurt yourself moving the goal posts around. If you want to be a bozo and pay $12 for bread because it comes on a nice plate with a fancy fork, then get out there and be as retarded as you can be today. I believe in you.

@olde_basilisk @SlothZ3N @WallStreetApes Eating bread as opposed to high nutrient rich calorie foods can be attacked with the same arguement. Croissants are bougie. Only rice and beans for me. Maybe milk for micro nutrients. You probably even have AC!

@WisdomConquer @contrasquid @SlothZ3N @WallStreetApes Hey, man. I’m sure you’ve lived an interesting life, but where I come from and where I go, bread and chips are complimentary. Only a lunatics and goofballs pay $12 for a croissant.

@contrasquid @olde_basilisk @SlothZ3N @WallStreetApes A lot of assumptions there. I rarely go to restaurants let alone bakeries. When I do go, I literally am blind to the cost of things because convenience and comfort are more important to me now. In my teens and 20s, I was almost certainly more frugal than you are now.

@WisdomConquer @SlothZ3N @WallStreetApes Frivolous and unnecessary additional costs that sales and marketing people dangle in front of suckers like you so they can feel like pretty little princesses at their adult daycare job. Do you pay extra to have the fancy air put in your tires, too?

@olde_basilisk @SlothZ3N @WallStreetApes You're paying for the convenience, the nice atmosphere, comfy chairs, the location (perhaps you're on your work break in a crowded downtown area). You're paying for the decor. You're paying for access to other items as well. Even fancy silverware and plates elevate things.

@WisdomConquer @SlothZ3N @WallStreetApes If you pay $12 for the exact same piece bread that you can get at Costco for a $1 and you think you’re smart for doing it, then you are 200% retarded.

@olde_basilisk @SlothZ3N @WallStreetApes You are a poor person with a poor person's mentality. What if I told you that if you spend more than $4 a day on food in the US you are a retard? 50% of your calories should be coming from rice, beans, milk etc. I surround myself with beauty and it costs me 1% more.

@WisdomConquer @SlothZ3N @WallStreetApes Riff raff stays out, but retards go in. Costco sells a half dozen for less than $7. If you pay $6 a piece, then you’re paying the retard price.

@SlothZ3N @WallStreetApes It's fancy place prices. And yes you will see it. And if you have money it's worth it. I would rather pay 12 bucks a pop than 6. Th3 extra 6 bucks is to keep out the riff raff

@elvenmaidinn It’s so thick. 😱

Holly shit that was fast... Also, Bro how fat it is!!

@ATRightMovies Scarface. It’s a C list direct to video script with A list actors.

@ScottyShapiro @CAdreamboy Thanks. I passed on that one, but good to know. That Professor X mother fucker comes back to life more than Phoenix whose power is coming back to life.

@olde_basilisk @CAdreamboy Days of Future Past. He was killed by the Sentinel in the bad future timeline. But Logan brought him back after changing the timeline.

The X-Men while Charles Xavier gets killed for the fifth time in Avengers: Doomsday

@no_posts_ If you’re not counting Netflix Daredevil, then none of them are good.

Is She-Hulk the only good marvel show outside Loki? Not counting the Netflix shows.