burton trout (no relation)

@Callixtis @FT Now go a day without one of you little mutants doing the whole "iMagInE iF tHiS wAs ThE oThEr WaY rOuNd" routine.

@FT Now do a story about a women’s age or weight.

If there is a status attached to height – and there is – then 5ft 11in doesn’t quite measure up. Six foot is manly, commanding. Five-11 is acceptable, unremarkable. But a near-miss. It’s the upper end of almost, the FT's Alex Bilmes writes. ⁠ft.trib.al/Cy2ronS

fuck off you massively uncreative lowest common denominator shitcunts @SkyNews

A UK coroner ruled that Lucy Harrison, 23, was unlawfully killed by her father in Texas. Her mother wants US police to reconsider charges as we reveal holes in his story

@irving_tom60107 @JebraFaushay It's a shame your mother didn't follow her lead sweetheart.

@JebraFaushay 3 abortions in high school. What a piece of work.

Chelsea Handler continues to talk about how great her life is without children. She’s in her 50s so I’m pretty sure she’s past her childbearing years.

@matthewdmarsden @SkyNews @Fox_Claire you're still doing this routine 😭😭 just fucking audition for "dad at school" in some Channel 5 drama or something, you'll at least be able to look at yourself in the mirror afterwards because this "desperate cunt still desperately clings to crumb of fame" shit is tragic.

@SkyNews @Fox_Claire There is no such thing as a transgender girl. It’s a boy.

BREAKING: Transgender girls have been given until September 6 to leave the Guides. 🔗 Read more trib.al/eoOnJ1H

@varruechexo @flirtaeyeon lolll she's even doing the "u mad" routine 😭 you should go and interact with all of the little manosphere virgins, you guys are fucking made for each other 😂

@oldglorynips @flirtaeyeon Upset and broke

it will never sit right with me how adult women literally crave to be treated like kids by the men they're dating like ... it's unsettling

@varruechexo @flirtaeyeon Another vapid dumb cunt. See how that works?

@oldglorynips @flirtaeyeon Another brokey

@varruechexo @flirtaeyeon lol have you ever noticed how the absolute bottom rung of the IQ ladder assumes that every single critique of anything ever must be related to jealousy?

@flirtaeyeon Somebody lonely with no money

@bezierbrained @knowncougar People who make condescending posts about condescending posts about "harmless popular culture" should definitely not be forced to share their watchlists, playlists and book shelves for fear of boring the internet to desth. Throw your gilet in the bin and be quiet Doris.

@knowncougar People who make these condescending posts about harmless popular culture should be forced to share their watchlists, playlists, and book shelves so we can all appraise their surely avantgarde tastes

i never ever see tweets like this made about the posh gilet wearing muesli shagging waitrose horse mouth weapons that are the real scourge of this country and they’re actually so easy to make fun of

@DeportALLnon @CarpetCIaret @Alec2k25 lol I'm white you dribbling fucking retard 😂 and you replied to me petal so you have fun with your emojis like a spastic has fun with their crayons 🙂

@oldglorynips @CarpetCIaret @Alec2k25 You are triggered 🙊 or should i say, niggered Yes i am Racist😊 thank you very much Your comment barely makes sense, not helping that Low IQ stereotype 🙊😂😂😂😂🤡

That Mukhtar guy’s whole shebang is trying to get gotcha moments for people he dislikes and to then initiate a pile on from his followers ... “Hey everyone look John Terry liked a Rupert Lowe post on Instagram” 🤦‍♂️ pathetic

@ThatLondonLady @RmSalih lol the fact that you thought that this list would somehow strengthen your argument, when 3 of the quarters of the countries on this list are fucking cunts, is hilarious.

@RmSalih 🇰🇼 Kuwait - Restricted 🇸🇩 Sudan - Periodic suspensions 🇪🇹 Ethiopia - Suspended since 2021 during conflict 🇲🇦 Morocco - Bureau closed in 2021 🇮🇱 Israel since 2024

Jews do not own Golders Green. It is a British area with a high Jewish population. How dare pro Israeli Jews attempt to kick an Al Jazeera reporter out of the area. I know the guy and he is a British citizen who can go wherever he wants to in the UK. Was he provoking? No. He was just doing his job reporting on a news story. Perhaps the authorities should visit Golders Green and remind certain individuals that it is not Tel Aviv and they have no right to expel people from the area.

@DeportALLnon @CarpetCIaret @Alec2k25 aww did the little spastic get triggered because he's a racist little retard? Fucking kill yourself already you useless cunt 😂

@oldglorynips @CarpetCIaret @Alec2k25 Cool story nig 👍

@DeportALLnon @CarpetCIaret @Alec2k25 lol jesus, you socially awkward, hand-held fucking losers can't play this game for shit, at least try you little retard as opposed to this low effort, IQ deficient laziness 😂

@oldglorynips @CarpetCIaret @Alec2k25 nig🙊

@Alec2k25 lol like flies on shit, not one of you can fucking help yourselves 😭

@CarpetCIaret @Alec2k25 x.com/i/status/20357… lol nah, you're thinking of this triggered little weakling

@v0nmuff @Alec2k25 Ur head is on mars crodie

@CarpetCIaret @Alec2k25 lol oh dear. If you're this tediously disappointing from a few interactions on the internet, how must your poor parents feel?

@v0nmuff @Alec2k25 Ur rustled g

@CarpetCIaret @Alec2k25 lol it's adorable when the thick little mongrels do the self-insulating "u mad" routine 😂

@v0nmuff @Alec2k25 Rustled.

@georgel1991 @TheHughAnthony "When it does all go off", you fucking cosplaying fanny of a fantasist 😂

@TheHughAnthony Football violence will always be a thing it always has. When the Liverpool protest happened in august 2024 many of us were football lads and I met up and joined forces with many rival clubs to go against our enemy. When it does go off all football lads will stick together.

Yeah lads, keep fighting your native people whilst we are being demographically replaced in our own homeland. Good job fellas 👍🏻

@barca6time celebrity worship has been a red flag forever

Stanning celebrities is the new mental illness

@LowkeyWHU @Alec2k25 lol the irony flew straight over your head, huh? Fucking thick, useless embarrassing cunts, every one of you 😂

@v0nmuff @Alec2k25 Sorry burton trout I’ll be more considerate next time mate 🤡