Old Vaccinated Kim Cole😷

Stop wasting my time.

It is disconcerting to have someone call you unexpectedly to tell you they are coming to help you bathe. 😳 Happily they’re willing to take no for an answer.

Tomorrow I’m go to get my head shaved again. Is there a polite way to ask for the least cancer-y look?

@MDPetAndHome @TeaRoomBetty I love that scene!

@TeaRoomBetty @oldkimcole

“…then I was inspired, now I’m sad and tired…”

I am the queen of the 1000 mile stare.

@VicBergerIV At least it’s apple flavored. 🍎 🐴

A completely unexpected healthy-ish day! So grateful.

@atrupar “But I don’t even have a car. How can I need an extended warranty?”

Making very important business calls

Gun to to your head, what is the *best* Simpsons joke? However you wanna define it; pics, GIFs, clips, and overwrought explanations welcome.

“Sir, Ronan Farrow is on the line. He has a few ques…”

@GabiMccauley I’d imagine so. Even the name hurts.

@GabiMccauley I’m so sorry! I’ve never been stung by anything that hurt so bad.

Happy to be having one of those good days I hear so much about. 🎉🎉

Those days when you feel so bad you’re trying to work out how to sleep 23 hours a day.

@MDPetAndHome @helloshadow @jannarden Everyone is good. Louis is there full time now which is awesome.

@oldkimcole @helloshadow @jannarden This Avocado doesn't go with onions. I love dogs. How's the family dog population doing?

I would love to see the LAST photo you took on your phone. No nudity please.

@MDPetAndHome @helloshadow @jannarden William Nelson is a Italian greyhound.

@oldkimcole @helloshadow @jannarden Whatsherface... Oh jeez.. She's got Spikey-Loo.

@MDPetAndHome @helloshadow @jannarden Avocado is adorable!!!

@helloshadow @jannarden @oldkimcole Is your friend with the greyhound on Twatter?