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@Satan_herselff @stonk_samurai @alphafox Budget clowns are the men who will end up buying a house, building a family, building their retirement. You on the other hand, will be alone as soon as you hit the wall, and those men who KNOW YOUR WORTH, will be dating MUCH younger women whose worth eclipses yours. Cat lady

@stonk_samurai @alphafox Projecting much? I’ve been taken to actual high-end steakhouses on first dates; the $200+ kind. Know why? I go out with men who know my worth, not budget clowns or keyboard trolls crying online. Now cry harder.

Woman is furious for being taken to Longhorn steakhouse for a first date: 🤨

@Satan_herselff @SidneyV92009738 @alphafox If she wants the $200 steak house, I would stick out my hand and ask her to put the $200 in it. If she refuses, she is walking home.

@SidneyV92009738 @alphafox Lowballing on a first date shows zero effort. Coffee is fine if that’s your level; own it. But don’t act shocked when she sees the cheap move and walks. Grace goes both ways.

@Satan_herselff @alphafox She did him a big favor. I would have slapped $5 in her hand and driven off. She can wave down a cab. $200???? I could buy groceries for a week for $200. She can find all kinds of simps who will follow her spending rules.

@alphafox LongHorn is straight mid-tier cheap steakhouse food. In places where real steakhouses run $200+ for a proper steak, she has every right to complain on a first date. Dude took her to budget night instead of showing effort. That's lowballing.

@yonann If my brain was twice as big as Dave Ramsey's I'd still be an idiot. Why is Dave Ramsey still working at his age if he is so rich? I was able to retire at 55 as a blue collar worker.

Dave Ramsey tells a 64 year old on disability making $27,000 a year to find extra income Caller: "I get Social Security disability. I’m 64. It’s $27,000 a year. My rent is about $1,700 a month, and I have this $9,000 credit card debt, which I pay faithfully" Dave: "Come up with a self employed idea you can do with your limitations, as long as it makes you $1,000 or more a month"

@MbarkCherguia DO NOT APPROACH an abandoned bear cub. Send your least loves son to recover the bear cub. Remain in the vehicle with the doors locked, unlock the doors only when your son places his hand on the door handle, not before. Timing all depends on how much life insurance you have on

Serious question: If you found a baby bear in the woods, what are you doing first?

@0xRarest I stopped listening to financial planners many years ago after everything I saved turned to zero. Once I stopped listening to financial planners my net worth has grown by 20 times. 3 financial planners told me I was not ready to retire. It has been 15 years since I retired

My aunt put $500 a month into a “safe” mutual fund starting in 1995 like the financial planner told her. Never missed a payment. She just checked it last week: $187k. Meanwhile her coworker started buying Bitcoin in 2013 with the same $500/month and retired last year. She keeps telling me “crypto is gambling” and “he just got lucky”. I don’t want to upset her so I just keep my mouth shut and nod.

@Crashtestmoney1 @0xRarest Somebody who sold you aunt this mutual fund plan is a thief and has made millions from her investment. it should have doubled every 7 to 10 years.

@0xRarest So, based on that math, you're saying your aunt invested in a mutual fund that averaged nearly a 0% return over 31 straight years?

@Ersin0X "I can put 10 lbs of shit into a 5 lb bag" said no one with basic intelligence.

You don’t realize how important basic skills are… until you see this 😅

@InesBetancur1 Pepper spray and hold her until the van with the men in white coats come for her. All this for her own safety. Another driver might no be so charitable. Obviously her parents and friends have fostered this lady's sense of entitlement and now she needs to be taught a lesson

Una mujer arremete contra un vehículo que al salir de un garage la golpea al ella pretender pasar por la acera. ¿Qué hubieras hecho si eso te pasa a tí? 🫪

@SaraSaturns @Mericamemed The most emotionally mature thing I ever did was walk away from the dating game. My wife divorced me 3 months after our wedding. She condemned me to a life of peace, tranquility and prosperity. I embraced solitude. That was 41 years ago. No regrets.

@Mericamemed Well it starts with physical attraction, and secondly she probably has 1,500 dudes who swiped right on her. That leaves you with 5 men. And of those 5 men, 1 is probably emotionally mature.

“You’re not marrying the guy, just go out and give it a shot” is logical advice, but I’m sure it will go completely ignored by every woman.

@FFAFamily @Mericamemed You will never really know someone until you see them at their worst. In the beginning you will learn about them when you see how they treat the invisible people in society, waitresses, cleaners, doormen, taxi drivers. If you can observe their actions when no one is watching

@Mericamemed You will never know someone’s true character until you have a conversation with them.

@Mericamemed Dad still doesn't know that his daughter is 304 and ONLY looking for Chad or Tyrone. In the end, after she has been ran through by every Chad and Tyrone, she will settle for someone just like her DAD! Only because she knows that lifestyle and is comfortable with it.

@yonann An emergency fund is like an insurance policy. Next he will be telling us to not wear a seatbelt so we can save the 2 secs it takes to put it on. Your seatbelt and your emergency fund are a safety precaution, you do it but hope you never need to use it.

Grant Cardone says spending your last $10,000 is better than pretending you have an emergency fund "You ain’t got an emergency fund bro, you got $1,000 that’s worth about $100. You ain’t got an emergency fund, you are broke" "I don’t need the $100, I don’t need the 1K, I don’t need 10K. Spend your last 10K, you’re broke, make it official"

@Karmaisu0 @yonann When I was his age, I was already retired for 14 years. I was a blue collar worker. I never worked a day for pay after that. If he is so rich, why is still hustling to try to take the poor man's money? I say he is not as rich as he claims to be and HAS to work.

@yonann If my brain was twice as big as his, I would still be an idiot! Granted $10K will only solve a $10K emergency. Most emergencies are less than $10K. What kind of emergencies does this guy experience and how often?

@AntiWokeMemes I would accept $500 then Run Forrest Run right out of there

If someone offered you this deal, what would you take? A. $100,000 Cash B. Marry Her

@Mappy6984 Depending on what jurisdiction you are in, you may be able to test that prenuptial agreement if you did NOT HAVE your own independent legal advice before signing.

At 27 you know what you're signing. Enjoy the ride

@JohnMeus @WallStreetApes She needs to delete her degree from her resume. Once she gets hired in an entry level position, she can then search internal opportunities where she can exploit her degree. Many companies have policies to hire/promote internally before bringing in someone from the outside

@WallStreetApes Maybe they sensed her attitude & sense of entitlement 🤷‍♂️ Many entry level jobs avoid the fancy degree because they don’t want you using them as a pit stop while you immediately look for ways to leave. What are those degrees in by the way? It’s not the job market, it’s her.

This is how bad the job market is “I just got denied a job from Target. I have a f*cking bachelor's degree. I spent 4 years on a bachelor's degree, and — I can't get a cashier's job. I cannot get a minimum wage job” This is not uncommon. On average in 2026, Americans must apply for over 100 jobs before being hired In tough fields that number climbs to 100-200+ on average She says she was interested in getting a Masters but if she cent even get a cashiers job with a bachelors degree, what’s the point

@WallStreetApes Edit out your degree from your resume when applying for entry level jobs.

@OneBadDude_ Those plentiful eggs are also 44 years old. She is considered to be a geriatric when it come to pregnancy. That means a very high incidence of birth defects. A much younger woman with only a few viable eggs has a much better chance of producing a successful and healthy offspring

“Just a little tidbit of information, at 44 years old, I have lots of eggs left. I’m very fertile, I got it tested.” “I want you to know I’m not going to have any of your babies. I’m not going to reproduce my amazing genetic composition for this country.” Got it 👍