Devanshu Kumar

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@potter_here18 yes true

@oldschoolguy__ Not at all comparing him with my goat. Due to Virat skillset and composure mp’s no.3 spot taken by him and mp is sidelined, then he couldn’t get chances wherever he is going

Manish Pandey as a player is often underrated 🗣️👀 He himself is an another Virat Kohli in the making lost his place to make Kohli the undisputed. Throwback to his match winning knock of 94(50) that too in the important finals against kings XI Punjab and lead KKR to the throne.

Kohli's dick must be built out of iron the way it survived his wrists

@mainbhiengineer bhai sonyliv subscription is of no use, there is nothing good to watch there

OTT subscriptions I'm paying for - Netflix - 6000 Jiohotstar - 1099 Amazon Prime - 1500 YouTube premium - 1500 SonyLiv - 1500 Zee5 - 1299 That's around 13k per year along with 18k in internet bills. And the worst part is that apart from YouTube premium I hardly use any of them but still keep paying them due to FOMO, what if they release a movie or web series that I need to watch right away. It's very tough to break this cycle. Cable TV and going to theatre to watch movie era was better, atleast paisa wasool toh hota tha.

@dhaikilokatweet represent LGBTQ community

you don’t wanna know what this tattoo means

yeh bhadwe AI apps kapde utaar denge logo ke par ek sick leave ke liye prescription edit karne mein inko maut aa jaati hai

Remember this face? She was an 85-year-old Shova Majumdar, who was beaten mercilessly by TMC goons ahead of the 2021 West Bengal elections, simply because her son was a BJP worker. She later died from her injuries. At that time, the so-called 'save constitution, save democracy' brigade chose to remain mere spectators.

@Bhanu_R780 Dhawal Kulkarni

Test your IPL knowledge !! can you guess a player who played 13 IPL seasons without ever winning a single player of the match award ?👀🙄

Daam Paachis hai. That's it. That's the tweet. 🛵₹25

Why will I not hate Samay Raina? Dude has a career copying other people. Jokes copied. Show copied. Trends copied. Been saying it for months, this dude just can't pull off original.

Samay Raina has gone from stealing Louis CK jokes, to now stealing Dave Chapelle jokes. That's the beauty of Indian comedians - they don't steal from lesser known comics that might be difficult to find, they go straight for the biggest names in the industry. 😂

@HaramiParindey this is because most IT companies provide free access to cult.. if you ask around, 7 out of 10 people will say they got it through their company

I don’t understand how people are working out in Cult gyms. So much crowd with no proper management. Going to a local gym is far better than standing in queue for a bench press set.

@GabbbarSingh @ParikPatelCFA Nike

@ParikPatelCFA I am still Bullish

Has Nike considered pivoting from shoes to AI datacenters?

This economy is so bad you'll be sitting here thinking you're terrible with money but all you did was buy food

Dating then: which is your favourite colour, who is your favourite actor? Dating now: just tell all those brainrot memes you laughed on and AI agent will analyse and find someone who have same meme taste as you. Finally GPU cycles are doing something useful for humanity 😉

" 𝗜𝗻 𝗖𝗼𝗻𝘀𝘂𝗺𝗲𝗿 𝗔𝗜 𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝗱𝗼 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗸𝗻𝗼𝘄 𝘆𝗼𝘂'𝘃𝗲 𝗰𝗿𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗲𝗱 𝗶𝘁? I am seeing retention struggle across consumer apps", an investor friend asked. Well, in consumer AI, just like in consumer tech broadly, retention still continues to be just as relevant, and when you see smiling curves like this, the sign of PMF is hard to ignore!

marketing is 100x harder than programming

@gharkekalesh great PR by yes madam

Kalesh b/w Husband and Wife inside Delhi Metro over Unemployed Husband

@Abhinav__Shah Muh mein se Laura nikal ke baat kar.

One day I'd like Karan Johar to tell everyone how the thought of an 8-year old girl turning into a hijab wearing girl came to his head. I mean someone must have put this visual in his head, any AD? SRK himself? And on top of that, he played a full Azaan during the film, that's just mind blowing. I'd just like to know how the thought of this idea came to him, the genesis.