SomethinglikeOlivia

i love denmark (found my keys on the street in the exact and only place i could have possibly dropped them)

There's something I do to get out of depression. I walk about 80 city blocks. That gives me a real high.

If you’re not supposed to cut your own bangs then why are all these scissors around my house?

Returning to my faith (attending the fort greene farmers market for the first time in a while)

Cities for romance <3

@k8hoch Ur not alone

If u put an almond croissant in front of me I literally lose my self control

Feeling at home in my new foodscape (guys at the local falafel place started calling me princess)

i love to save $12 by undertaking an arduous and inconvenient bike ride

I made this with a lot of really smart people and I’m really proud of it. We wrote and drew out a lot of ways @NYCMayor can make it easier for communities that have been disinvested in to get the food they want and need. Worth the read IMO.

After 27 years of shooting from the hip, I think I might start writing things down. Tbd.

In the last two weeks, I have taken 6 flights and lost 3 pairs of headphones in transit. May these sacrifices to the carbon emissions gods repay my sins.

@jesuisfeff that’s what i’m saying. i’ll pick you up on my vespa, egg tart in hand. see you soon xx

@oliveontheweb They should pay you for this, I’m on my way

I have a middle school grade crush on Lisbon. Incredible facades, accessible body of water, espresso culture, topography to sculpt your body simply by being a flaneur. no notes.

starting a shared google calendar with my friends. let’s map it out gang.

the simulation has jumped. the. shark. let’s get some new writers in the room.

unfortunately it's actually really good for u to leave new york

the weathermen are gaslighting us. this ain’t spring babe.

trying to be excused from jury duty by ranting to the trial lawyers about hating the cops and how the government controls women

let's do pangea again get the girls back together