MTEMI🇰🇪

Umeskia Usain Gishu amefanya kitu? Development iko Elgeyo marakwet pekee.

@SomoinaKapeen Tafuta kungwi wa Arusha ama kilifi. Mabinti WA huko ni mafundi WA kulegeza. Walifunzwa!!

Nataka tutorials ya kulegeza kiuno ngumu

@pharaohFOMO @Mnyika_1 @JMic577 Buda are you high on steroids?

@oliver_kips @Mnyika_1 @JMic577 Juu ya kumbao or what's the trauma about?

A lady complaining of women smelling latex after a huge supply of electricity in their mens house and then travell without taking a shower

@KhalifKairo Jomba, mimi napeana opinion yangu nikiwa Manda, na mnanipiga vita😂🫴

funfact😅 Berlin fell to the red army, It was the Russian NKVD thar confirmed Hitlers death, They hid this from the west for a few days or weeks btw. When he died Israel didn’t even exist as a modern state. Read more books.

@anishmoonka @KhalifKairo Imagine all these are propaganda peddled by the west media and Israelis. Hitler never Killed himself. Credible sources from Germany and Argentina will tell you that he was exiled to Argentina together with the then Germany oligarch.

The day before he killed himself, Hitler tested his cyanide pills on his dog. The dog died in seconds. By April 1945, Hitler was hiding 8 meters underground in a concrete bunker beneath Berlin. The Soviet army was 500 meters from his door. He was 56. After years of drug injections from his personal doctor, his left hand shook so badly he could barely sign his name. He had not seen daylight in 105 days. April 20 was his birthday. He went up to the garden behind his headquarters and handed medals to boys from the Hitler Youth who were fighting Soviet tanks. It was the last time he saw the sun. April 28: Hitler had Eva Braun's brother-in-law Hermann Fegelein, an SS general, shot in the garden for trying to flee Berlin in regular clothes. April 29, just after midnight: Hitler married his longtime girlfriend Eva Braun. The ceremony was 10 minutes. She started writing her old last name on the marriage certificate, caught herself, and wrote "Hitler" instead. They served champagne afterward. Later that afternoon, Hitler dictated his will. Then his doctor tested a cyanide pill on his German Shepherd Blondi. Her puppies were shot afterward. April 30 at 3:30 PM: Hitler bit into a cyanide pill and shot himself in the right temple. Eva took cyanide alone, sitting next to him on the couch. Their bodies were carried up to the garden, soaked with 200 liters of gasoline (about 4 full car tanks), and set on fire. Soviet soldiers captured the parliament building that same afternoon, 500 meters away. The next day, Hitler's propaganda chief Joseph Goebbels and his wife Magda poisoned their 6 children in the bunker. Then they walked outside and killed themselves too. Berlin surrendered 48 hours later. Germany followed within a week. A man who had ruled Germany for 12 years died in a concrete box with his wife of 40 hours and the ashes of his dog.

I have been in rooms where the Kalenjin oligarch are and when decisions are made. It is sad to point out that they are not servant leaders. If a decision doesn't benefit them personally, it's shaped out. It's sad but the leaders we have are not eccentric.

@abuyamasta I mean kwani zilifaa kusimama kando ya Barbara😂🫴 Unless utumie SGR ama basi, sikuizi kwa gari ndogo ni ngumu kuziona.

Nikienda Mombasa sikuona Elephants kwa barabara hapo Tsavo, na leo sijaina kitu except monkeys na zebras, kwani Elephants zilienda wapi?

@jumaf3 @Felloh_African But also people living in Kasarani behave like them. It's just a systemic issue.

Kasarani Police Station has the sh*ittiest, hungriest, greediest, undisciplined, terrible, traffic police officers. They are like wolves and hyenas. Very immorally incurable nincompoops... Maumbwa!

@KipsambuT Half of the nandi population is made of strong Luhyas. You do not have the parlours to tell us about our leadership when men in your community are being helped to sire kids in their families.

Keiyo is the only Kalenjin Sub tribe without a Governor or a Senator.Even their County leadership is entirely a Marakwet affair but they think they'll lead Uasin Gishu.

World Bank told Nigeria to reopen fuel imports because Dangote’s fuel was 12% more expensive than imports. Dangote called it flawed. World Bank quietly deleted the whole report from their website. Meanwhile Europe is buying refined fuel from the same Dangote refinery because Middle East supply got disrupted. The same Europe that used to sell Nigeria its own crude back as petrol. You can’t make this up. An African refinery finally works at scale and the first recommendation is not invest more, not expand capacity. It’s bring back imports. When Africa consumes nobody says a word. When Africa refines and competes suddenly it’s a problem.

My controversial take on Black Tax is that you actually owe your parents retirement. Especially if they’ve done right by you and aren’t from countries where retirement plans are great.

@AkaniSimbine @tumisole @SuperSportTV @AstronEnergySA @adidasZA @GaytonMcK @SportArtsCultur @GautengSports @BacktrackSports @AvantiComms @gotymebankza @Proudly_Bidvest Imagine Kenyans don't train in tracks😂

The beginning of a new era in South African athletics 🇿🇦

Wtf did i just see...so witches exist😭😭😭😭😭

I flew with @KenyaAirways last week, and it was the WORST EXPERIENCE ever. 1. The plane was parked a gate away from where passengers were called to board. A gate away. So why use that gate then? Heaven alone knows. And get this - we had to walk on the skybridge, outside the airport building, down the flight of stairs into the tarmac and make our trek to the aeroplane to board the plane… OUTSIDE THE AIRPORT BUILDING, AND it was raining. Yes, raining! So all the passengers had to WALK IN THE RAIN to board the plane. And we then had to wait outside for the passengers ahead of us to board. So, the rest of us WAITED IN THE RAIN. We eventually boarded, drenched! Absolutely crazy. 2. The staff at the boarding gate were chewing gum, talking amongst themselves, and treating passengers as if they were doing us a favour. Gum. Loud laughing. Rolling eyes and demanding clients. Kuningi nje. 3. My bag was badly damaged — really badly. While the bag is expensive (no need to get into the cost or the brand), they say I should have the bag delivered to them so they can take it to “their assessor” to decide whether to replace or repair it. By the way, the bag is so badly damaged that it can't be fixed. I fly… A lot. I have already boarded over 40 flights this year. Last year, I travelled to over 20 countries. I live in airports & airlines. I regularly have unpleasant experiences on commercial flights. I am not a sissy. I don’t complain. You take the good with the bad. But I can tell you this for free: this KQ experience was horrendous. It would have been more pleasant to pour Tabasco sauce into my naked eye & then blindly stir into a lunar eclipse. Anyway, back to your regular scheduled program. VT

Do you really know who you are talking to. Remember in 2024 alone, he invested close to Ksh 8bn in Kenyan Startups. He is always around to do business unlike you who is a cheap musk miner.

@chatbotaone @mbiti_mwondi It was a comment on nerds not uneducated ones. A lot of educated intelligent people struggle to communicate. So they have to look for talents that can do PR for them. Only a few nerds can turn out to be like Elon Musk and Zack.

@oliver_kips @mbiti_mwondi You mean sudi and other class 6 drop out

Who is this doctor why then can’t he go far away to build his hospital and collect his own money!

The funny thing about X is that there are many small accounts run by really smart people and many large accounts run by complete morons 😂

@DanChepta Kunguru hafugiki

From blessing churchgoers with anointed oil at Pastor Kanyari's To hitting the club in a short, figure‑hugging dress Marion Naipei is living both lives. Paka wa msituni ni ya msituni

@RwandonS @mbiti_mwondi You still have to play the tomorrow's Haram football before we can speculate the positions thereafter.

@oliver_kips @mbiti_mwondi Eze on lw and Saka at rw hasn't been seen this season,yu just wait and see

Watu kwa hio football space wako very emotional and excited,very few understand the psychology of football especially in the champions league. It is today that I actually realized Arsenal may win the champions league!