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@pbbakkum @devopsjacquie that was a day 🙃

@devopsjacquie A few years ago I rm -rf’d all of several hundred prod machines for a very high traffic website, at exactly the same time. This is the Puppet configuration, points if you can spot the mistake.

Hey ops friends, you ever accidentally delete prod?

sure covid vaccines are cool but what about ALZHEIMER'S VACCINES nbcboston.com/news/local/bri…

@matasar @sandofsky wowza. wonder how many lawyers they had review these terms...

It’s worth reading the text in the screenshots @sandofsky posted

Find a man who treats you as well as he treats the cast iron skillet.

@isaach can't say i haven't been waiting for this news! excited for ya!

@origiful @clove charlie i would go back to slackHQ to play cribbage i think

@origiful @clove i only started playing cribbage like... eight years ago but THIS DOES HAUNT ME

Back in the day at Twitter, ⁦@clove⁩ and I tried starting a cribbage club. We came to work in vintage suits and played in the kitchenette. Nobody joined and I often wonder how those of you who worked with us cope with the regret that must haunt you on a daily basis.

@feathers OMG ME! they were so round and cute and hoppy

“this is more of a comment than a question”

@kimmaicutler @kennethn @isaach "She is most known as a startup founder, mobile developer and author of Software Agreements for Dummies..."

@kennethn @isaach Does anyone have any idea who this woman is? I’ve never heard of her until today and apparently she doesn’t even live in SF.

I am Democrat Jasmine Beach-Ferrara. I am running against Madison Cawthorn. I have 4.5K followers. My opponent has 256K. Can you please retweet this and ask everyone you know to follow this account to build our platform?

@ninaokeefe i made seven layer dip and turns out that is a lot of layers for Just One Gal TM

I know it's cooler to be like "lol whatever" about it, but I'm legit bummed about not gathering with folks for the Super Bowl this year. As someone who loves to cook for people it's a very fun day for me.

It’s easier to break into the US Capitol than Venture Capital

I can't believe Zoom gives away their best feature, limiting meetings to 40 minutes, for free.

@couch I love Sleeping Bear Dunes! Used to camp there as a small Watkins

For the last few months, I’ve been quarantined in Michigan with family. For our end-of-year holiday card, I created a short trailer showcasing a little of how we’ve spent the time together, and how I’ve seen my childhood home with new perspective.

@annapickard apparently it falls into the category of "ambient TV" which so far as i can tell just means "TV so bad you absolutely must do something else while watching it to not want to die" newyorker.com/culture/cultur…

@aunder can't they just print the QR code ON the salmon?

Ok I’m super happy for QR codes that they finally got their day in the sun for contactless menus but this - this I cannot abide.

@aunder i... nope WHERE DID THIS COME FROM

welp / techno / acid-washed / beer goggles / bork time traveler by @MerriamWebster: See which words were first recorded the year you were born merriam-webster.com/time-traveler