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@afrisagacity @instablog9ja One is trans, he get gbola so no one gave them sperm

@instablog9ja I don't have a problem with them. It is with the man who cheaply gave them his sperm. How could you consider your sperm too useless to allow it to meet with the eggs of these perverts? Some men don't deserve their manhood!✍️

Influencer couple with extreme plastic s¥rgeries announces pregnancy while showcasing baby preparations

@instablog9ja The guy was ugly as a girl, still ugly as trans 😂

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From someone that has been skipping advert of toilet airfresher on YouTube for months now, this is nothing. One night I spent almost 15 mins wondering how much profit they make from selling bathroom airfresher paper that they have such amount of money to consistently run ads for 6 months nonstop

Is this advert not too much for ordinary Kunu?😩😱

@IsraelinUSA Let's start a war then act like they are attacking us unprovoked

After the cluster missile strike that killed Yaron and Ilana Moshe in their home in Ramat Gan, the destruction left behind is staggering. These cluster munitions are designed to break apart mid-air, releasing dozens - sometimes hundreds - of smaller explosives that spread across a wide area. Each one carries its own blast, turning entire neighborhoods into impact zones.

@dammiedammie35 Imagine seeing your guy on Twitter 😂 life no hard at all.

This life ehn… na small choices dey define everything. One soldier chose empathy and now he’s trending for the right reasons🥹❤️

@mfc_mrpage You will feel it like you want to die, don't worry 😂

We are playing Arsenal next.

@FabrizioRomano Well it's 4 days before the final on Sunday this time around so I'm sure you guys will get a day off. Well done guys.

❤️🤍 Declan Rice: “I'm shattered. It's non stop. We are obviously still in all competitions. It's been every 3 days since October”. “We've been coping with it best we can. You find energy and ways to win on nights like this”, told TNT Sports.

@tier_1st Bro says all the right things. But zero action. Honest opinion though, Chelsea need to improve their defense. That's the main problem of that team.

Liam Rosenior 🗣️“They’ve played over 100 games in 18 months, with no real break. It’s not an excuse. It’s a by-product of the Club World Cup success. I have to make really difficult decisions that might not look great at the time. We are still In FA cup”

I actually read something about this but it will look like I'm making excuses for a bad politician. They said naturally there can't be a bridge there cos it's a canal but he did that because people need to be able to cross from there. It's easier that way. So it's a temporary solution for the people. What I don't like is how much he said he did it 😂

@dammiedammie35 Here are some of his Constituency projects. Hon Desmond Ole Elliot. He said it cost him over N2m

Elections coming, Desmond Elliot don go dey eat with his community people 😭😂🥘

@CFC_OBED Drink water first now. Are you not thirsty? 😀

Chelsea fans , now that we’re out of the champions league, what’s the way forward?

@1882spurs1 @jmorleylfc Look at this joker 😂

@jmorleylfc They have played no one of note bar Inter away & Bayern The knockouts they will have Leverkusen, Sporting & potentially Newcastle & maybe Barcelona FA Cup the draw has been a complete shambles, played league one teams mostly Everything has fallen for them

Arsenal were great tonight. They genuinely could win both the Premier League & Champions League this season. I’m going to have to stop this agenda. They’re a very good side.

@BOgbekile @Khaytweets 9 points with 8 games to play is wide open😂 Jokers everywhere.

This isn’t confidence, this is pure fantasy 😭 Arsenal fans writing scripts like it’s Netflix, meanwhile Manchester City just need one good week to flip the whole story. Talking about winning everything while Liverpool are lurking and the Premier League still wide open… When reality hits, don’t delete the tweet o 😏

Arsenal will qualify for the next stage of the UEFA Champions League today, while Manchester City will be out. Within the next five days, Arsenal will defeat Manchester City to win the Carabao Cup. In the coming weeks, Manchester City will also lose to Liverpool in the FA Cup. Over the course of the league season, Arsenal will be crowned champions of the Premier League. You might think this is too tough on Manchester City, but trust me, it’s not even close.

@bayer04_en I told you to shave when coming! How come I'm seeing bush everywhere! This relationship is over! 😕

We hoped for more but it wasn't to be 😞 90+4' | 2-0 | #ARSB04

@TheAthleticFC I 8 2 see them hurt like this but what can I do

Chelsea are dumped out of the Champions League by the European champions after a ruthless display of finishing over two legs. Paris Saint-Germain win 3-0 at Stamford Bridge and 8-2 on aggregate. The French side are now six games unbeaten against English opposition - their longest run in the history of the competition.

@bayer04_en I told you to shave when coming! How come I'm seeing bush everywhere! This relationship is over! 😕

Arsenal get a second 😔 63' | 2-0 | #ARSB04

@lindaikeji I've done this a few times. Not because I don't love my wife or kids but I just can't come home from work and deal with the stress of them kids again. I mean I can't even sleep in peace if I go in there. One of them always comes in to see if I'm truly sleeping or not.

“My husband now sits in his car outside the house after work instead of coming inside to me.” — Wife cries out over her husband’s new routine.

@NigeriaStories That's very tactical advice. Reckless firing lead to friendly fire and waste of ammunitions. Let the big guns do the heavy shooting and soldiers do the finishing off.

“Don't fire you don't need to, we have sufficient platform that should do that and they will have better reach than your personal weapon, keep your ammunition for self defense for now” ~ Nigerian military commander tells soldiers

@bayer04_en Make sure you shave when coming. We like them clean

So here's the plan 👀