Amy

So this was up there with one of the best days of my life. Nursery ground or not, you don’t often get to say you’ve played at @HomeOfCricket. To come away with a comfortable 9-wicket victory against a quality MCC side with these girls was a pleasure 💙 @OUWCC_Oxford #darkblue

no YOU’RE crying at ben stokes/joe root fan cams

this test match might’ve been fake that this moment isn’t ❤️

they should invent a test cricket with multiple days

To borrow a phrase from Oscar Wilde: To have one two-day Ashes Test may be regarded as a misfortune, to have two in the same summer looks like carelessness.

Ben Stokes when England lose in 4 days rather than 3 because he’s scored 83 batting normally

England: we're going to create a team that bats and bowls so fast!! Michael Neser: haha county-style dibbly dobblies with the keeper up go brrr

Funniest part about this will be the ECB enquiry. We’re shit in Australia so we recommend much less County Cricket, the use of a tennis ball and move 3 fixtures to the moon in November

Put them on a raft and push them out to sea

Crawley and Pope versus Australians - Clapham civil war #Ashes

not to flog a dead horse but I’m still extremely upset about the application of the concepts of ‘tea’ and ‘dinner’ here

You know what's better than declaring for a couple of overs at the end? Belting the ball into the stands loads

It's nice that after waiting 12 years for it, Root's first ton in Australia comes when the UK is awake to see it. Whadda player

JOE ROOT FIRST HUNDRED IN AUSTRALIA ON MY BIRTHDAY

Crawley runs ON MY BIRTHDAY I believed for a reason !!!

ROOOOOOOOT

Cook on commentary, Root on 96*, what if I cry right now

ashes cricket 🤩 except most of MY england team are in the commentary box not on the field 😭