Effie Parks

The older I get, the more I realize making memories with family, a solid fitness routine, a job you don't hate, a group chat of great friends, annual traditions, and a productive hobby will lead to a very happy life.

I need a good name for this cat 😍

@RealJamesWoods Happy birthday, Benji.

I truly enjoyed the interchange. Benji is a gentleman. I was touched by the personal video response he sent. You’re a good dad.

@hendrik_casimir @JesterJum Amen

@JesterJum Plug and play. Nearly revolutionary at this point.

Not to sound geriatric but...you know what i miss? Turning something on and it just works. No account setup. No app download. No QR code. No "sign in to continue". Just plug it in and it does the thing its supposed to do.

@RealJamesWoods So cool, James.

What is your son‘s name? I just followed you, so I’ll send a DM with a little message to him.

@JackPosobiec Memory unlocked

It’s all happening

@BrrrrtReynolds3 @badtechno And was it a REAL salad bar?! Not fake bagged and bottled junk. We need to know!

@badtechno Did it have a salad bar🤔

Visited a Pizza Hut Classic last weekend in Tunkhannock, PA. Brought back good memories. They should all be like this again!

@Shery_cricket 💕💕💕

My son uses a wheelchair, and school dances were always painful for him. Not because he didn’t want to go. Because nobody ever asked him to dance. Last winter, his class planned a formal dance, and he pretended not to care about it at all. Then three days before the event, a girl from his art class showed up at our house with a small box. Inside was a blue bow tie. She smiled and said, “I thought it would match my dress.” My son stared at her speechless. At the dance, she didn’t spend the night feeling sorry for him or treating him differently. She danced beside him, laughed with him, introduced him to her friends, and made sure he never felt left out for a second. Near the end of the night, I overheard my son quietly ask her, “Why me?” She looked confused and answered, “Because you’re my favorite person to talk to.” On the drive home, my son kept smiling at the window like he was replaying the entire night in his head.

@mattvanswol My bff would save our money and go once a week for the lunch special - salad bar and cheese sticks!!! Real food - homemade sauce - fresh. Omg I can still taste it.

🚨WOW!!! Tim Sparks has confirmed he purchased 80 PIZZA HUTS and brought back EVERYTHING that made them iconic! Pac-Man is back. Salad bar is back. Red cups are back. Booths for families. "I want to rebuild places for families to connect and put their phones down..."

America is healing.

@Hania16836 Adding chalk to cart.

@stelzner_n1150 Rage bait with spokompton.

The nicest cities in America ranked: 1. San Diego, CA 2. Des Moines, IA 3. Madison, WI 4. Fargo-Moorhead, ND/MN 5. Grand Rapids, MI 6. Burlington, VT 7. Harrisburg, PA 8. Indianapolis, IN 9. Spokane, WA 10. Santa Barbara, CA

@MattBraynard Please put extra TLC into the salad bar!!!! Fresh! Peas! Homemade ranch!!!

We're so back. An entrepreneur is restoring Pizza Huts to their former glory.

TOMORROW! Join us in Bellevue for a Super Signing Event to stop the income tax!

@EricLDaugh 💓

🚨 JUST IN: This police officer is being recognized nationwide for RAMMING DOWN THE DOOR of a burning apartment — promptly rescuing and personally CARRYING a 4-year-old daughter, plus saving the desperate mother and her other child And to think, Democrats want people like HIM to be DEFUNDED. Absolutely not. Give Officer Rogers a RAISE and a MEDAL! 🇺🇸👏🏻 Incredibly, there were no injuries. Hero.

@mrmikeMTL Kelly Clarkson

If someone offered you a million dollars to listen to just one artist for 48 hours straight, who would you choose ??

@lukebrosen @ThrillaRilla369 I had a mongoose too!

@OnceUponAGene @ThrillaRilla369 Mongoose

Age yourself by naming a popular bike brand from your childhood I’ll go first Haro

@Bennieeexyz 🔥

I was eating alone at a mexican restaurant once and a group of college kids were chatting over tortilla chips. There was some jabber and then.. "..we had to climb over the bob wire!" "Dude, did you just say 'bob wire'?" "Yea man, that spiky shit!" "You actually think it's called bob wire? Like fucking Robert wire? You think it's called Robert wire?" "Well what the hell do you think it's called?" "It's BARB wire you idiot! Like Barbara wire!" *the third guy* "Oh my god. You guys. BARBED wire. Because the wire has barbs, it is BARBED." "Oohhhhh!" "Fucking Robert and Barbara wire. Fuck you guys."

@RealJamesWoods The cheat is real. Seattle ⏬

Spencer Pratt is going to demolish the two commie hacks, because he’s unabashedly showing the horror show Los Angeles turned into under their reign. This ad shows what we all dream of. He might even win with enough of a margin to beat the Democrat cheat.