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Albert Ondicho

Albert Ondicho

@ondicho_albert

Software Engineer | Founder @TechVoyageKenya

Nairobi, Kenya Katılım Mart 2016
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Albert Ondicho
Albert Ondicho@ondicho_albert·
The certificate of incorporation for my company came today🥳🥳Massive milestone that one!! Niongeze title gani kubwa sasa kwa bio🤣🤣?
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MÙSAKÙRÙ@musakuru45·
My guy has been trying to sell his moti before the bank auctions it. So, kuna client wamekuja, viewed the car and asked to do a road test. Hivo ndio wameenda kama wamaengia storage yard and it hit us they are auctioneers, I have never felt so defeated in my life.
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GlennØ🇰🇪@glennotiende·
The reality on the ground is this type of voter is the majority And no matter how woke people pretend to be on twitter... Twitter accounts for less than 3% of the adult population... Pundits call them "the low-information voter"... And that's why I keep on telling people. Novices like Maraga/ Omtatah... Will be very difficult to push... Out of social media
Mansang Chirchir@mansang29

Hapa ukisema WANTAM hupewi pesa😂💔

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x@mabrukix·
My 40 year old cousin just paid deposit for Kasarani AHP. 2 bedroom, 14 k large month. His wife is also getting one in Nakuru. They plan to bequeath them to their two beautiful kids when the time comes.
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muchilwa
muchilwa@muchilwa·
Preach kaka... Same thing in cyber. I'll hire some of the best minds.... took me atleast 6 months of focused , intense on the job training for them to level up. At 8 - 9 months they were pretty on solid ground. 12 months in and you'll see them shiiiiine and do some amazing stuff
Lennox Omondi@_lennoxomondi

Dear parents, I’ve run Reduzer School for 8 months now. Any bootcamp that tells your sons and daughters that they can become trained from scratch to become good software developers in 6 months is lying to you. I’m not coming from a theoretical POV this time. I have the data to back it up.

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Renaissance ⚔️ Morio
The worst thing about political discourse on the TL (and why you can understand how some people stay off it & just wait to vote) is people acting like Kasongo just appeared at Statehouse yet he was put there by more than half the voters in 2022. Now we should be intolerant towards people who bring him back but not the ones who put him there while if you measure the ills, both had the same facts prior to elections in 2022 & 2027? Democracy allows you the right to be foolish and regret it.
Millan@Oliat_

Intolerance. What's next? Burn their homes?

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Eleli Ayub
Eleli Ayub@eleliayub·
I know of a company in Kenya, kind of within the tech scene, that has not made a profit since I knew them three years ago. Of Course it is not ran by Kenyans. Talking to one of their founders recently they could move and make close to 10x of what they made annually monthly within the next three to six months. I'm learning that startups needs a lot of patience.
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Albert Ondicho@ondicho_albert·
Lakini Kenya power ni maumbwa Sana Sasa why can't I buy tokens for over 30 min then soon after zikubali no KPLC message is being delivered @KenyaPower_Care
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vax merstappen
vax merstappen@whimsyclit·
maybe the clit is supposed to find you
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TurboDiesel@alexmwanzo·
Today weve done the unthinkable Same day battery service on an electric vehicle Can only be @equatormobility
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Kirinyet Brian
Kirinyet Brian@kirinyetbrian·
Pathfinders walikataa kabisa kutupea holiday😆
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Albert Ondicho@ondicho_albert·
@KenyaPower_Care tunatoka power!! We've had an outage around quickmart banana from yesterday at about 5pm😑😑
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Chris Sambu
Chris Sambu@the_sambu·
If you are a serious student of geopolitics or military affairs, you understand that global conflicts require time before meaningful analysis can be made. A responsible observer gives a conflict at least 10–14 days before drawing firm conclusions, allowing the operational picture, strategic intentions, and political responses to become clearer. Jumping into commentary on a global war the way people react to a sex scandals is not analysis -it is reactionary noise.
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