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@NutcrackerLisi Probably suits your huge vagina

The 5 rules of #penissize 1. Penis size matters. 2. Penis size matters a lot. 3. Penis size matters a lot to all women. 4. Bigger is better. 5. There is no 'too big' #sph

@itspikaaa Wait till the battery dies 🤣🤣

After buying an electric car.. I don’t think I can ever go back to gas cars. The only maintenance I’ve done in the past 3 years is get new tires.

@thenihiin Older women shit all over young girls all day everyday

Them: Stay away from o|der women. O|der woman;

@likemik_e @Rainmaker1973 Easy

@Rainmaker1973 This is bs, nobody can hold their breath that long

Hold your breath test

@mistressdivy Renting .. basically you’re making someone else rich

Anyone regret buying a house and just go back to renting?

@butters_jon @CalTwomey @AFLcomau 🤣thank god he didn’t come to port

@CalTwomey @AFLcomau Back before finals

Essendon recruit Brayden Fiorini is undergoing back surgery. The Bombers hope to get him back before the end of the home and away season. @AFLcomau

@stevo_23 @flag_crows Been going since 1998

@onecomet64 @flag_crows They haven't finished the rebuild yet.

Watching Josh Carr celebrate like he’d won the granny with 30 seconds left, only for it to be ripped away, might be the best feeling in the world. He’ll be in your dreams tonight, Port fans. #AFLCrowsPower

@James87671285 @flag_crows The. Beating Geelong

@onecomet64 @flag_crows Imagine losing the the Eagles at home 💀

@JoshJenkins24 Rich coming from u .. remember the goal u kicked that hit the post

Seriously. The AFL badly needed Adelaide to win that game. The joint would’ve ERUPTED losing a game on another late game decision against. #AFLCrowsPort

@rob_troll @anthonyalesiani @PAFC I’m pretty sure apparently the crows are in the premiership window.. port are young re building under a new coach . 1 teams getting better and it’s not the crows ..

@onecomet64 @anthonyalesiani @PAFC You mean the team that's missing two men on that day Coming off a 5 day break Had 3 goals taking off us, And port was kissed on the dik all game, Yeah u choked

You can pin point & fault many things but @PAFC just kept fighting and pushing all the way to the end, incredibly proud. 3 games decided now by less than a kick, could be 6-2, we aren’t far off and I fear it’ll be an almost year…. But boy do I enjoy watching us under Josh Carr!

@rob_troll @librya777 @anthonyalesiani @PAFC 28 years of absolutely fuck all .. how the fuck are you the pride of this state . It’s actually embarrassing

@onecomet64 @librya777 @anthonyalesiani @PAFC Tell me again about all your winning finals and GF under hinkley.... I'll wait... I'll leave section blank for ya....

@rob_troll @librya777 @anthonyalesiani @PAFC A mate that choke tag is all yours .. no one has forgotten last years finals 🤣

@librya777 @onecomet64 @anthonyalesiani @PAFC What part is rubbish The milera goal that was overturned Or when butter was gifted a free and got a goal, When soligo goal was taken away when it was a goal, 3 goal the umpires tried to keep you in, And you still couldn't win Choker

@rob_troll @anthonyalesiani @PAFC If you call that crows team a 8 year re build and could barely beat this port side 😆 can’t see a flag for another 28 years

@anthonyalesiani @PAFC 😆 🤣 😂 😹 umpires tried so hard to give you that game And so still choked

@VyrusDaCyrus It’s ok till u pull out .. then You see things mayb you don’t want 2

How does anal sex feel compared to vaginal sex?

@AFLNow Every weeks it’s different.. is this game becoming un umpirable

State of the umpiring right here…

@flag_crows @Adelaide_FC You showed us everything is September last year .. fuck all

@Adelaide_FC Just get it done boys. You seen what it was like to play the best last week now lets show the power puffs what we can do and take the game to that level.

SHOWDOWN 59 LET’S GOOOOOO 🔥

@omgsoz We were the underdogs by the way

Reminder that every team that won this round cracked over 100 except port.

@cammart32 This coach got you top last year .. mayb your players arnt good enough sometimes

I know Adam Simpson was on the call today, so it’s not great timing, but I’d be giving him a buzz. I’d also bring Campo back as our mids coach.

@butters_jon I’m happy with thilthorpe on butters 🤣

@onecomet64 Murray and Michalleney playing forward... what the fuck is Nicks doing??

Is Josh Rachele still better than JHF? What about Jake Soligo? Playing sanfl is he?