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everyone who liked this tweet is on my list

blue ivy’s mum just made me open twitter even tho i don’t go here anymore, now where tf is it

yes i too saw the end of that beyonce advert

breaking my twitter silence to inform you all that ticketek has syphilis x

anyway i miss it here but i’m allergic to the atmosphere now that it stinks of that weird little loser and his inverted reptile blink, i’ll be back to celebrate the hero who figures out how to make his car self drive off a cliff x

using blue tick perks for the last time before i lose it to ask @AvrilLavigne to put smile on the setlist for the uk shows, it’s been a 3 year wait pls we deserve 😭🙏🏾

nah, it has a bad rep but when you get it right there’s really nothing like this app, i hope you’re all still here in 2023 ✌🏾

gotta hand it to elon musk tbh, he is always gonna be remembered for being the biggest cringe the world has ever seen, living every moment in service of impotence! all that net worth, and not one impressive bone in his body - truly remarkable

was taking a break until next year but idk if there’ll be anything to come back to? 🥺 where we meeting next?

the world has had smart phones for what, 15 years now? if you haven’t learned how to look at your screen and walk down the street in a straight line at this point it’s bc your gene pool is weak

@alimkheraj everything about the set up for to be alive was 😍🤩😍🤩😍

@imsbkr your age, imagining, frankenstein, the unholy trinity 🔥🙏🏾🔥

pound for pound the best pop star to step on a stage this year, thank you @rinasawayama for doing all the therapy so i don’t have to

@jrawson no one’s touching her!

@oneofthosefaces @rinasawayama If there's a more exciting pop star recording and performing in 2022 I haven't met her

rih-defining

let’s fuckin go girls!!!!!!!! 🤠

@limitedmitch i cried

@oneofthosefaces Is it good

good afternoon to anyone who heard the new rihanna song exactly one week ago