yesenia

I’m the chosen one, flowers never pick themselves.

women are the closest thing to God.

half of your beauty comes from the way you speak and treat people.

sharing water after sex is true love language

they letting fireworks off at 2:49am man

i promise you communication will always take you further than assuming.

DONT MISS THIS JET HOE ✈️

they threw my car in-front of the car wash line lmao ya girl gotta skidaddle.

me vibin' out when I'm supposed to be cleaning

Hope tmrw easier for everybody

Thank you God for EVERYTHING

this right here’s a panty droppaaa.

Soulmates aren't just lovers; they're friends too.

i need to hear ‘teenage fever’ at max volume rn this second.

can Jalen Brunson play soccer

@grimsace they hand u their amex card 😭

mexican men get so crazy when they’re courting you wym here’s $100 for matcha

I hate that AI doesn't mean Allen Iverson anymore.

VAMOS MEXICO

all teams always trying to play dirty against mexico are they that scared 😭

@hisfavstepdad they do.

why don’t men ever get drunk and call you

@_timiszn believing feelings are facts

what's a sign of very low intelligence ??