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@o_ufomadu @UsMilitaryy Iran is standing toe to toe just as a punching bag stood vs Muhammad Ali in the gym. What a dunce.

@only27outs @UsMilitaryy This Nigerian knows when to call BS what it is: are gas prices not rising where you live?? ‘Lowly’ Iran has stood toe-to-toe with the U.S. and Israel for 4 weeks (previously thought impossible). The Global economy is sinking over a war that makes no conceivable kind of sense.

@EndWokeness How does this happen? Woefully unqualified

Albany Mayor Dorrcey Applyrs is asked by a reporter how she plans to fix their city debt situation… Her response (not satire):

@MbarkCherguia Look at me syndrome, extreme case. Center of attention is going to be in for a rude awakening

Guys, do you find this attractive? 😏

@o_ufomadu @UsMilitaryy This Nigerian has eaten too many grubs

@UsMilitaryy A war of choice to divert from the Epstein storm. Iran held back last year when it was attacked. The US and Israel have been stunned (parts of Tel Aviv now look like Gaza, the US has lost half of its THAAD radars). The world now suffers crisis because of Netanyahu and his lackey.

@annaroberts_ua And what?

@xtaylorbreeseyx Chilly

One word that describes me best

@TonyLaneNV Where does it stop?

THIS IS WILD… Passenger says United denied a simple request that could literally save their life. Severe peanut allergy. One exposure = possible fatal reaction. All they asked for? A small buffer zone on the plane. Instead… they were told to basically deal with it and “email the company.” On a packed flight where people are eating inches away… That’s not a minor issue. That’s life or death. Do airlines have a responsibility here… or is this asking too much? ⬇️ 🇺🇸

@Steve_Beans Dickbag. You. A moron.

The SAVE Act "polls" at 80%+ because they ask "Should voters show ID?" That's not what the bill does. Here's every way it's designed to suppress legal American voters. Thread.

@alexnyandwii Lama skit

@bizagoranaa That woman needs stairmaster before she can’t get that under control

And some men still want to be gays🤌

@DefiantLs Who is this strange boy?

Greta Thunberg: “We need to talk about what’s happening in Cuba right now as the Trump administration is waging illegitimate wars across the world, killing countless people.”

@archer_rs @Smythereens Fashion police? How amusing to think YOU have any agency whatsoever.

@Smythereens It's amusing you think Europeans would wish to visit the United States while the tangerine eminence is any position of authority.

Americans, if coming to Europe this summer, some suggestions of what not to wear ANY hats indoors Trainers with every outfit Cargo shorts Loud logos and graphics Ill-fitting clothes A shirt of your sports team Flip-flops everywhere Clashing colors and patterns Beach shorts

@brutalfanz It’s a bad look.

How long do you have to go to the gym to get like this? 👀

@gatokeza_ Stupid “sport”.

The comeback was insane 😱

@PolkCoSheriff She???

During the early morning hours of Monday, March 9, 2026, a PCSO deputy was conducting speed enforcement on I-4, west of the Davenport/Haines City exit. At around 2:53 am, the deputy noticed a silver 2014 Nissan Altima traveling well above the posted 70 mph speed limit. A check with the laser device showed that the vehicle was moving at 110 mph. Additionally, the Nissan had gotten dangerously close behind three different vehicles, as it was aggressively making its way through traffic. A traffic stop was performed. The driver was identified as 19-year old Shauntia Dennisha Miranda of Lakeland. When asked why she was going so fast, she replied, " I really have to poo." Only she used a different word than "poo." We should mention that she passed a rest stop just five miles prior, and a Love's Travel Stop two miles prior to that. After exiting her vehicle, Shauntia began resisting the deputy's efforts to place her under arrest. Shauntia was also found to be in possession of a small amount of marijuana. Shauntia Miranda was #ArrestedByThePolkCountySheriffsOffice and taken to the Sheriff's Processing Center where she was charged with: Dangerous Excessive Speeding (M2), Reckless Driving (M2), Possession of Marijuana (M1), Possession of Drug Paraphernalia (M1), and Resisting without Violence. She also got a complimentary mug shot, courtesy of the PCSO. You're welcome. #PCSO #PolkSheriff

@sydneyy_taylor Alive

I’m 31, 120 lbs, recently divorced. Describe me in one word

@lady_valor_07 1974

Based on the entirety of this photograph, what is your best estimation of the year it was taken?

@Mappy6984 Nobody is chasing that

You act and look gross asf

@Amelia558rs He paid. Then you…paid.

How much did I pay for this lunch? 🤣

@gotrice2024 She sounds nice. They all do.

This woman called the police on her neighbors once, three years ago for having a loud party at night. For the next three years, every time the neighbors go by the hour or even their friends go by, they honk their horn in their cars at her house at all hours of the days. She’s grown very irritated at this and feels like this is harassment. The police can’t do anything about people honking their horn at you so she had to suffer in silence until today she finally snapped and laid into them. Its affecting her young children’s sleeping schedules too, is there anything else she can do at this point to get it to stop?