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"The Plaintiff was carefully and lawfully riding his bicycle along Oloitoktok Road...."
WHOISJOSHOXY 🔯@1joshoxy
Bike life in Nairobi 🤯
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@ArnoldWandago All women I know of who like them hukua na hii aesthetic na build 😂
Charity@tiny_charoh
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This man is still a criminal. He did a most grisly job for Ruto a few months ago
John Mutongoi@johnmtongoi
Mama Lucy Kibaki Hospital Board Member Calvince Okoth, popularly known as Gaucho, opens up about his criminal past.
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@nziokamul1 @husskhalid @hezowiti @VOCALAfrica_ @WMutunga @citizentvkenya @KTNNewsKE @NTVnewsroom @NationAfrica @StandardKenya @TheStarKenya @Eastleighvoice @thekenyatimes exactly, he likes fishing for it
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@husskhalid @hezowiti @VOCALAfrica_ @WMutunga @citizentvkenya @KTNNewsKE @NTVnewsroom @NationAfrica @StandardKenya @TheStarKenya @Eastleighvoice @thekenyatimes Unakuwanga attention seeker baya sana bois, na io profiling unatakanga tutakufanyia siku moja...
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While driving from Lamu, I was stopped by KDF officers who demanded to see my ID. I told them I don’t have it because I usually don’t carry it for fear of losing it.
They told me it’s illegal not to be in possession of my ID. I told them to show me the law that says so. Obvious they couldn’t because there’s no such law.
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@onlyimakeem Its never literal..just abused and weaponized... its all symbolic
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The Bible has gone out to the world and has chained in darkness and ignorance more people than any other secular book has ever done, exactly as it was planned by the cunning church fathers.
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@NjauJuliet anatoa hawa wapi lakini🤣ata highschooler can come up wt something better
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Senate Majority Leader Aaron Cheruiyot: "We know what you, Gachagua, did in Ol Kalou. It's not that UDA didn't have supporters there, but you allegedly used goons and had them mark the doors of UDA supporters with an 'X', intimidating people and leaving them too afraid to go out and vote." 😂
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Kwa mtu mwenye amekuwa senator wa Nairobi kwa miaka 4 with a salary of 2M ,chief whip additional 1M plus SG of odm 1M salary kwake 😆 😂 😆 😂 😆 SG for 20 year ,this is a joker I can't follow such a person ata kwa dawa.This is lack of seriousness in life alafu anataka achangiwe 😜 😉 😀.huyu nikama hakusoma financial management in the University
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3 years ago you shared with the media your payslip where your take home was 97,000ksh from 1.1M. Ulisema ni deductions za loan. Sasa umekuwa mjanja mpaka umekuwa financial advisor. Utatuambia hizo pesa unakuwa serious in life nazo umetoa wapi in 3 years.
Hon. Peter Salasya@pksalasya
Kwa mtu mwenye amekuwa senator wa Nairobi kwa miaka 4 with a salary of 2M ,chief whip additional 1M plus SG of odm 1M salary kwake 😆 😂 😆 😂 😆 SG for 20 year ,this is a joker I can't follow such a person ata kwa dawa.This is lack of seriousness in life alafu anataka achangiwe 😜 😉 😀.huyu nikama hakusoma financial management in the University
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@georgediano I wouldn't comment on this , Kenyans are like that watermelon, wiggling, yesterday was Gachagua, today is sifuna, there was a day it was Maraga, So time will tell.
And after all the dogs never learn.
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You campaigned and voted for Ruto. You have no moral authority to lecture Sifuna.
Dr. Miguna Miguna@MigunaMiguna
😂The definition of being clueless, incompetent and visionless. These are silly soundbites. Reducing fuel price by Shs. 10 (if the gullible believes it’s possible), is NOT what Kenyans deserve. Kenyans deserve to know the vision, ideology and policies of anyone seeking public office. Stating that you will raid public coffers to “refund” donations made to your campaign is itself a confession of corruption and intention to abuse public office. Most Kenyans want the system overhauled and corruption and abuse of public office eliminated. Not these churlish pronouncements!
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This is not 1992 we'll call you when the discussion is about biryani
TheRealMvitaOne@FauzKhalid
Matiba had big crowds in 1992
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Ruth Odinga "wanasema nimekaa kwa fence, ivi vitu nimebeba hauwezi kaa nazo kwa fence, fence inaeza vunjika" 😂 😂 😂
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Ruto reminds the Linda Mwananchi leader, Edwin Sifuna.
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@MigunaMiguna It is politics. You can't sell a manifesto as is on paper. You got to dumb it down for the masses. Sifuna hype is there because his selling is working.
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😂The definition of being clueless, incompetent and visionless. These are silly soundbites. Reducing fuel price by Shs. 10 (if the gullible believes it’s possible), is NOT what Kenyans deserve. Kenyans deserve to know the vision, ideology and policies of anyone seeking public office. Stating that you will raid public coffers to “refund” donations made to your campaign is itself a confession of corruption and intention to abuse public office. Most Kenyans want the system overhauled and corruption and abuse of public office eliminated. Not these churlish pronouncements!
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When people need a savior,one will be provided for them. Mwai kibaki then...Next...Wait...President Mwai Kibaki introduced Free Primary Education (FPE) in January 2003, backed significantly by international lenders like the World Bank,
#NotYetUhuru
#RutoMustGo
#RevolutionNow
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