Alex Jones (Parody)

@ValGomezSuper @Krawk50120253 Maybe I an a gay fish....

@onthelosingend @Krawk50120253 What are you a Gay Fish ?

@AnthonyG0528 @its_The_Dr So many questions

Relax everyone, they're not drones, they're just alligators.

@GuntherEagleman It ant January 7th yet.....

If Kamala had won the election, we would be in the same situation as South Korea. We dodged a catastrophe.

@TaraBull808 Nobody will even look up if it happens

An alien invasion is reportedly set for tomorrow, according to 1990s software that predicted the Indonesian tsunami and 9/11. The prediction claims Joe Rogan interviewing Donald Trump will be the catalyst for the invasion 39 days later —December 3, 2024.

@MarioNawfal We are gonna be freaking huge in the future!

🚨AI-POWERED HUMAN WASHING MACHINE: BECAUSE WHO HAS TIME TO SCRUB? Japan’s "Mirai Ningen Sentakuki" is here to wash your...everything. A 15-minute AI-powered bath capsule uses jets, microbubbles, and calming videos to cleanse bodies and soothe egos. Chairman Yasuaki Aoyama calls it the “bath of the future.” Debuting at Expo 2025, it promises to revolutionize hygiene—and maybe encourage a few too many lazy habits. Scrubbing your own ass? Apparently too 2023. Source: New York Post

@jackunheard God will not be mocked

🚨BREAKING: Ellen DeGeneres’s UK mansion has reportedly flooded just weeks after she left the U.S. following Donald Trump’s presidential win. Something about this feels weird…

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We knew this

@Omniforce_013 @Alphafox78 Hell yeah!🤣😂🤣😂🤣

@onthelosingend @Alphafox78 "...fathers."

What a beautiful culture this is... 👀

@elonmusk What does it mean?

Wow

@DefiantWorld French fries! Cheeseburger?

Name one thing Italians are famous for.

@Alphafox78 4 fathers. One of the 4 is the father.

@Alphafox78 So much culture

@RogerBernards @WeThePeople021 House needs cleaning every 250 years or so....... reminds me of my ex wife

Patriots! We the People have a LOT of work to do!! Let’s get with it!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

@TaraBull808 Investigate, prosecute, and lawfully punish

BREAKING: Trump is reportedly planning to assemble investigative teams within the Justice Department to probe the 2020 election.

@MarioNawfal They doing MEGA?

🚨🇪🇺EU PUSHES “EUROPE FIRST” TO COUNTER TRUMP’S AGENDA At a Paris conference, European leaders and business chiefs rallied for unity as fears of Trump’s protectionist policies grow. Patrick Martin, head of France's largest business group, Medef, warned: “Europe has 2 months to get ready. After that, there will be a shock.” French PM Michel Barnier echoed: “We’ve been naïve. Today, we need to start saying, ‘Europe First.’” With Trump’s “America First” policies looming, ex-European Central Bank chief Mario Draghi proposed $900B annual EU investment in defense, tech, and green energy to strengthen competitiveness. Source: NYT