sip 🦎🧃

EXCUSE ME??!!?!?!??????

ordering a pizza..

@universe_starzs yay, congrats to you too !

@opencanandphil Me too! Congrats!!!

I GOT SILVER

@pookiednp I’m fucking 23 and my parents are trying to tell me I can’t go even though I’m an adult and I’m paying for it

just saw a tweet where someone said they had to ask their parents for permission to see dan and phil and i thought just go??? and then realized minors exist

@babysmurf_08 I got Hayley Williams tickets on Ticketmaster with my phone

guys im not gna be able to access my laptop when the tickets release, am i cooked if i use my phone?

@deadboycrows OH MY YES

i will give anania my life and soul if it means dan and phil will be on gaydar when theyre in nyc

TOUR TICKETS ON SALE 12PM LOCAL TIME TOMORROW MISSION BRIEFING

there’s no fucking way that is real whiskey the first time I tried that shit (specifically jack daniels) it came out my NOSE

see if Dan wants to be mr grabby with THAT

walking into meet n greet with a live grasshopper I found on the street

what happens when i show up to the m&g in a realistic phil lester silicone bodysuit & dan asks “what is the hard launch email address” to know who’s the real phil but i get it wrong on purpose and the real phil gets it right (dan finds this odd) & now i am the new phil touring

@heartsfordnp oh this is so fucking genius

Petition to call it Hard On Tour because it's like Hard! And on tour! AND Hard ( launch ) on tour but also Hard-On tour

@KiriSupremacy 🫶

@opencanandphil ohmygod stoooop i love when fandoms collide ahh thanku sm!!!!

tickets arent even on sale yet and im already mentally prepping how to ask someone in line at the m&g to film me walking up to dnp. thats how delusional ive decided to be

life till friday

@rensaxon next phodcast for sure holy shit

I sincerely hope Dan sees all of this because I am not sure he's aware he's doing this and I'm pissing myself with laughter here

@KiriSupremacy also I’ve definitely read your krbk fics before and they were great!

@KiriSupremacy Oh me too 100%

the insane pressure to look hot and gay for *checks notes* two gay men who have been together for 16 years