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@mersomas

i like cars, tech and art ig, priv: @mersompriv , 🇵🇸🍉, Senior (0/2), Palestinian, Optical media enjoyer, i post slop so AI doesn't have to, 🔞🇮🇱 DNI

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“Hey we need a marketing stunt to promote our laundry detergent” “bring Guinness on the line, we’re hanging 2600 shirts on a single washing line tonight”
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@KeremJanberk AVATR 11, a Chinese luxury car made by huawei, CATL and Changan
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Omg look at that micro spoiler
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When your uber driver is in a corolla (you’d have to get decapitated just for your head to fit in the backseat with its awful headroom and surprisingly comfortable seats and suspension)
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@LuftkoppTim I think we should insult Ubisoft for continuing to exist while hoping the best for the grunt devs crunching 100 hours a week to make a game that they know isnt gonna do well because the greedy suits at the top know nothing about the industry
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@IAmSuburban I have a feeling that this is a cars reference but i have no proof
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@Roxleton I agree with them, this is booty cheeks
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@azurebridge Yellow? That’s nothing, i’ve seen, handled and touched soggy, oily, slimy BROWN cases at work
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azurebridge@azurebridge·
@mersomas a $15 chinese otterbox-style case has always been my go-to for phones since 2017, i will never give up port flaps. but hey could be worse. you ever seen a girl with a transparent iphone case that's never been cleaned? shit's disgusting, a yellow petri dish
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MY BODY IS A MACHINE THAT TURNS PRISTINE APPLE OFFICIAL SILICONE CASES INTO DUST (it’s dented, the paint is turning into a weird color in some areas, it smells like Parliament Night Blues, and the silicone is separating from the plastic chassis)
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@RonanACNH 1. I didn’t know that, 2. I bought them second hand with no recipt, 3. How does a warranty cover user error if all the trauma it has is purely user error 😭?
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Dude what?
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@MerBudd Yeah 😭 (change your cable please 😭)
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@mersomas Wait drivers rate passengers too? 😭 And as I type this my charging cable has poor contact and it keeps charging and not charging then charging then not charging
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Let my uber driver smoke a cig and he gave me a smiley face rating on uber because of it
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@PCInky1 “Daim…. This is ass…. Oh wait a minute….. daim…. This is ok”
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@mersomas And when people have it, they say:
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“Hey, lets make a chocolate that tastes like puke but has a good aftertaste”
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