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Surprise Dumpies!!! 🎉 We’re back w/ a new guitarist joining @elijahcruise @whoisphotoyouth & our friends @shortrestband at The East Room on 05/31!! We’d love to see you there! 🎟️ Details Below! ⬇️

@natsurch @harley_steinn Idk if this is a reference but I’m gonna start using it 😭❤️

@harley_steinn gagged as in choking and dying

Excitement gone

I have a friend that has broken more bongs in this past like half a year than I have owned the entire time I’ve been smoking. At a certain point of breaking them, I would think rolling becomes cheaper 😂😭

what if I tell you I didn’t like her outfit but not because it was too slutty or something— it’s because there was no nipple & that threw it off. what I’m trying to tell you is she could’ve been sluttier.

I think I’ll be ok but I def think it’s gonna be sore for a bit. Might be a sprain 😵‍💫

fell down right when I got home and hurt my wrist ouchie ouchie

I posted some cute pics of my face to @ophidoki go like them <333

fit check w/ my new work shirts :3 i’m doing nsfw fit checks on my fan page now if you wanna check it out— it’s 50% off today only

I can tell Feeld just updated bc it works significantly worse than the last time I used it haha

DID is not just 'having alters' disorder in the same way that having PTSD is not just 'having flashbacks' disorder in the same way OCD is not just 'washing your hands' disorder

i always thought it was just a quirky cute thing that "ooomg ive never seen like any movies haha" but i realized today that this is just what happens from not having family or friends for my entire childhood and teenage years

They can unfriend me but they can never untell me that I gave them the best head of their life 🤧

i wish DID made me cool and not profoundly dysfunctional and incredibly alienated from a great number of people and often incapable of allowing others to get close to me.

Smoking some shit named after a pastry and kicking my feet while I stand on the same queer business I’ve been standing on for over a decade because asexual people are queer & people who feel insecure in their identity are still mad about it

Idk about y’all but it’s not good enough for me that Bratz released Sasha into the Hello Kitty collab WEEKS late after everyone called them out on it— not to mention, this announcement makes it seem like she’ll also be a website exclusive? Don’t let them take your money smfh

People keep asking me if we give away free meals for Veterans Day & I’m just curious as to why they would think that? I’ve literally never heard of that. (I work at a fast food chain for reference)

Absolutely no shade to this & I’m not trying to make a point with this one. Just a bit bananas 🍌

“Hey! Glad we matched! How’s your day going?” *[Name] has left the chat* Damn that bad huh? 😭

These adhd mfs be like omg texting people back is soooo hard!!! Anyway let me triple text my hallucinationship that left me on read two weeks ago